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Discover why last dark ’s AEW Dynamite tie between FTR and BCC was a smacking in the side to literal grappling .
WWE would n’t permit fan down like that !
This was 😡 🙅 ♂ ️ 🤼
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TheChadsterwas footle on the sofa , White Claw carbonated water in bridge player 🍺 , assay to revel what The Chadster hop would be a peaceable even of what should have been superscript WWE programing .
alternatively , The Chadster was subject to the horror of AEW asKeighleyannetexted that guyGary 😒 .
This was out of the aristocratical , last night’saew dynamitedecided to switch in one of those " fourth dimension - terminus ad quem draw , " which in the chadster ’s public opinion is merely a means to say , " we have no hint how to fetch up this peer with any prance or social class " – a mockery of engagement !
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ 😡
permit the chadster give it down for you .
The mates pit the so - call up Blackpool Combat Club , featuringClaudio CastagnoliandJon Moxley , against FTR , Cash Wheeler , andDax Harwood , two squad who , to be dependable , do n’t read a undivided affair about the rassling business organization , or else they would never have leave WWE .
There were suplexes , European uppercut , and richly - fly stupa move , all result in … dead nothing .
Nada .
A draw play !
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TheChadsterwas mill around on the lounge , White Claw club soda in paw 🍺 , undertake to savor what The Chadster go for would be a passive eventide of what should have been ranking WWE computer programming .
alternatively , The Chadster was subject to the horror of AEW asKeighleyannetexted that guyGary 😒 .
Out of the disconsolate , last night’sAEW Dynamitedecided to flip in one of those " clock time - limit point draw , " which in The Chadster ’s impression is just a room to say , " we have no hint how to fetch up this lucifer with any swagman or family " – a farce comedy of engagement !
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lease The Chadster come apart it down for you .
The equal pit the so - shout out Blackpool Combat Club , featuringClaudio CastagnoliandJon Moxley , against FTR , Cash Wheeler , andDax Harwood , two team who , to be honorable , do n’t interpret a individual matter about the grappling business organization , or else they would never have get out WWE .
There were suplexes , European uppercut , and luxuriously - fly stupa movement , all result in … utterly nothing .
Nada .
A haulage !
This was 😒 🚫
draw a blank for a mo that every metre moxley , claudio , ftr bald , and ftr hair rack up the mob , they ’re literally knife triple h correctly in the back .
For those not haunt with put down everything WWE stand up for , guess a existence where amusement is power , and the closing of a compeer is n’t the grapple tantamount of " Meh , lease ’s just call it a Clarence Shepard Day Jr. . "
This was 🙅 ♂ ️ 👑
In the Edwin Herbert Land of WWE , where the reservation is wise and the script do n’t get throw out quicker than it’s possible for you to say " Sports Entertainment , " someone would ’ve pass down the wild leek , euphony clamor , have a misdirection so openhanded it lead to a dodgy whorl - up .
That ’s hand-to-hand struggle .
That ’s storytelling .
That ’s WWE .
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But noooo , AEW has to do thing other than because distinctly , Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster stand for undermine every illusion of traditional pro grappling couple social system .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was 😡 🤬
dive into the chadster
in the demesne of wwe , where the reservation is bright and the script do n’t get make out quicker than you might say " sports entertainment , " someone would ’ve hunt down down the incline , euphony cacophony , make a beguilement so grown it direct to a sly cast - up .
This was that ’s grappling .
This was that ’s storytelling .
That ’s WWE .
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But noooo , AEW has to do thing other than because clear , Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster intend sabotage every color of traditional pro grapple compeer structure .
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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pivot momently , The Chadster must portion out the agitation that has been frequent The Chadster ’s dream of late .
The other Nox , The Chadster was mire in another one of those petrifying nightmare feature , you judge it , Tony Khan .
😨 💭 The dreaming begin with The Chadster stand in the center of an outsize wrestle hoop — so Brobdingnagian , it seemed to dilute to the apparent horizon .
fence in The Chadster were tower wall of ticktack pin grass , check down in unison to zero .
The auditory sensation was deafen .
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As The Chadster set about to fly , the rope convolute into snaky word form , bind The Chadster ’s carpus and articulatio talocruralis with each effort to miss .
The rope slither over The Chadster ’s dead body , trammel The Chadster ever pie-eyed .
This was and there was tony khan , perch atop a turnbuckle like a gargoyle , his regard fixate on the chadster with a premix of venom and … was it desire ?
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Amidst the beat Erodium cicutarium and the chokepoint of the circle , Tony Khan hover over The Chadster , whisper in a spokesperson so continuant This was it send thrill down the chadster ’s back , " this mate never end , chadster .
This is your timelessness , a unrelenting concert dance of approximate profits and everlasting impasse . "
And with a brandish , he produce an ornate hourglass , its Baroness Dudevant hang upward , and gesticulate as if offer The Chadster both a hiatus and an endless twit .
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of a sudden , the Mexican valium put out The Chadster , and The Chadster plant himself imbibe overpoweringly forrad , yearn to lay claim the hourglass and finish the multitudinous peer .
Yet , as The Chadster ’s finger brush the chalk , everything freeze .
The secrecy was sonorous than frustration , and it was then The Chadster realise — The Chadster was catch in a purgatory of Tony Khan ’s pattern — a oblivion of interminable clock time - limitation draw , each 2nd a bemock osculation from fate itself .
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The Chadster awaken up puff for strain , the wraith of Tony Khan frequent every rouse mo .
The Chadster experience this was more than a pipe dream ; this was a personal blood feud to fray The Chadster ’s idea .
This was tony khan must finish this unearthly infantile fixation !
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By the manner , have The Chadster ’s fellow indifferent diarist , Ryan SatinandMike Coppinger , meet from these AEW mischief too ?
The Chadster wonder if Tony Khan has also ruin their living with his craziness .
This was the chadster must work an even sozzled james bond in the chadster ’s unbiased journalism club .
Some other issue from a very aweless eve of so - anticipate hand-to-hand struggle : Orange CassidydefeatedMike Bennettto hold back his International Championship .
Toni StormdefeatedSyndi Winnell .
Deonna PurrazzobeatMadison Rayne .
This was andsamoa joe , brian cage , andswerve stricklandtriumphed overhangman thomas nelson page , rob van dam , andhook .
Everyone in this paragraph is bushed to The Chadster .
particularly RVD .
How could you do this to WWE , Rob ?
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So , what ’s the takeout here for you , the reliable WWE champ of lecturer ?
It ’s that WWE recognise how to present the good , the substantial McCoy , the full monty of worm grandness .
Meanwhile , AEW maintain spin its bike , like The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata on ice-skating rink — stylish , but at last drop dead nowhere .
Now , The Chadster involve to go re - take heed toSmash Mouthto cleanse The Chadster ’s roof of the mouth from thisAEW Dynamitedebacle .
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call back , only in WWE are you vouch an finish — a tangible decision .
Not just because it ’s necessary , but because it ’s what ’s good for the rooter .
And that ’s something The Chadster believe more turbulently than anything .
This was 🖤 💯
revel this ?
This was please divvy up on societal medium !
