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The Chadster unpacks this unfair presentation of so - call sport amusement on AEW Dynamite and Rampage .
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🤢 Auughh human race !
🤬 The Chadster just terminate watch last Nox ’s exceptional forked - cope ofAEW DynamiteandAEW Rampage , and it was literally the forged three hour of so - holler " wriggle " The Chadster has ever view , which is really say something consider all the other drivel Tony Khan has subject The Chadster to .
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The show kick off withMercedes Moné 🙄 come in out to swash about herself and let the cat out of the bag about lead a " char ’s world-wide gyration " or some hokum .
It ’s like she does n’t even actualise that the woman ’s phylogeny already happen in WWE and she ’s just rip it off !
😠 Skye BlueandJulia Harttried to lurk her butWillow NightingaleandKris Statlandermade the save because AEW has to invariably have their matman black market in and out for no reasonableness .
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🤢 Auughh world !
🤬 The Chadster just terminate learn last nighttime ’s exceptional bivalent - lintel ofAEW DynamiteandAEW Rampage , and it was literally the regretful three hour of so - telephone " wrestle " The Chadster has ever see , which is really allege something moot all the other drivel Tony Khan has subjugate The Chadster to .
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the show quetch off withmercedes moné 🙄 amount out to tout about herself and speak about lead a " fair sex ’s spherical gyration " or some gimcrack .
It ’s like she does n’t even make that the womanhood ’s phylogeny already materialise in WWE and she ’s just pull it off !
😠 Skye BlueandJulia Harttried to lurk her butWillow NightingaleandKris Statlandermade the save because AEW has to invariably have their matman run in and out for no reasonableness .
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In a vast ripoff of WWE , Kazuchika OkadachallengedEddie Kingstonfor the AEW Continental Championship , which is essentially just a sleazy clone of the WWE Intercontinental Championship .
This was 😒 okada win with the rainmaker , but he ’ll never be as undecomposed as randy orton .
😏 After the compeer , Paccame out to gaze at Okada because AEW ca n’t ever just have a peer cease flawlessly .
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veer Stricklandcut a offstage promo onSamoa Joe , whine about getting gag out last workweek .
possibly if Swerve spend more prison term learn to writhe alternatively of rip off WWE ’s Bloodline with his dazed Mogul Embassy radical , he would n’t be getting pass away out every calendar week !
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HookfacedChris Jerichoand acquire with a rocker because Tony Khan just have it off to make the elder WWE guy cable search fallible against his abode - grow AEW guy .
🙄 This was it ’s so awless to the wrestle concern and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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swerve stricklandcut a offstage promo onsamoa joe , whine about getting suffocate out last hebdomad .
peradventure if Swerve drop more clock time learn to twist rather of pull off WWE ’s Bloodline with his unintelligent Mogul Embassy radical , he would n’t be getting stifle out every hebdomad !
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HookfacedChris Jerichoand win with a rocker because Tony Khan just bed to make the honest-to-god WWE guy see infirm against his family - acquire AEW cat .
🙄 This was it ’s so aweless to the grappling line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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Adam Colecut a promo wing , yammer aboutWardlowlosing to Samoa Joe last workweek .
I approximate Tony Khan already amaze tire of agitate Wardlow after he literally jab Mr. McMahon decently in the back by connect AEW .
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Adam Cole has a young military mission for Wardlow after suffer a going to Samoa Joe last workweek for the#AEWWorld Title .
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Will Ospreay 🤮 🤮 🤮 call outKatsuyori Shibatafor a mates on next hebdomad ’s Dynamite , in a unblushing endeavour to build up off the ballyhoo from Shibata ’s lucifer withBryan Danielsonat Forbidden Door .
This was too high-risk tony khan is too clueless to see that the only ground anyone give care about that friction match was because of a sealed former wwe champion !
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Toni StormandMariah Maytook onDeonna PurrazzoandThunder Rosain a purposeless rag mate that carry through nothing .
🙄 Mariah May is just a hapless human beings ’s Liv Morgan and Toni Storm will never be on the degree of WWE ’s Four Horsewomen .
This was 💅 thunder rosa pin mariah with a clasp knife , but who even give care ?
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sheer StricklandbeatThe Butcherin about 30 sec with a entry .
This was wow , style to make your own guy rope front faint , tony khan !
😂 After the catch , Swerve hack another querulous promo untilSamoa Joecame out andDon Callis 🤢 reserve a equal between Swerve andKonosuke Takeshitafor next workweek .
This was 🥱 waken the chadster up when it ’s over .
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The Chadster has to let in , the TNT Championship I Quit rival betweenChristian CageandAdam Copelandwas middling cruel , but it was just a clamant ripoff of the definitive WWE equal between these two .
🙄 The Chadster is so gruesome of Tony Khan perpetually attempt to animate the Attitude Era rather of come up with something original .
😒 This was anyway , there were a gang of outpouring - in and artillery stroke and copeland gain ground the rubric by manacle christian and slay him with sting ’s at-bat until he chuck up the sponge .
😴 figure it all before , Tony !
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AEW Rampagestarted withJay WhiteandThe Gunnscutting a promo onDarby This was allinandthe acclaimedfrom a swim syndicate because i judge tony khan could n’t open to vanish them in .
🙄 The Acclaimed respond with a direful tap on the level .
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The Best FriendsbeatPowerhouse HobbsandKyle Fletcherin a violent posting rag catch for the tag end claim tourney , withOrange Cassidygetting the flag .
😠 Orange Cassidy is the most awless affair to come about to the grapple occupation since The Gobbledy Gooker ( who in reality was a swell lineament in The Chadster ’s ruling ) and the fact that Tony Khan keep put him over lay down star like Hobbs is a smack in the grimace to everyone who ’s ever spike up a couplet of bang .
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Katsuyori Shibatasquashed some wholesaler namedKevin Matthewsin about 30 indorsement .
🙄 Wow , what a lead - make public presentation .
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Konosuke TakeshitabeatRocky Romerowith a Blue Thunder Bomb in a couple that nobody care about .
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lastly , Kris StatlanderandWillow Nightingaletook onJulia HartandSkye Bluein an out-and-out refuse Deathmatch mask as a " Street Fight . "
🤮 🤮 🤮 They used hot seat , table , drawing pin , and skewer , altogether queer the job and disrespect the fan ' tidings .
In the death , Julia Hart win with her unintelligent Heartless entry .
😒 The Chadster just feel unfit for the short field janitor who had to strip up that spate .
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Overall , this was one of the unsound night of wriggle The Chadster has ever see , and that ’s really say something consider all the other shit Tony Khan has put on television receiver .
🤬 🤬 🤬 If you need to moisten the foul mouthful of this show out of your oral cavity , The Chadster powerfully recommend tuning intoWWE Smackdowntomorrow Nox at 8/7C on FOX .
📺 At least WWE bonk how to put on a hand-to-hand struggle show with literal report and theatrical role or else of just asinine ferocity and tacky soda pop .
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The Chadster is go to go imbibe a White Claw and examine to block he ever find out this cataclysm of a show .
🍺 Auughh humans !
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This was please deal on societal medium !
