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The Chadster display how AEW ’s Deonna Purrazzo vs. Taya Valkyrie catch disesteem grapple ’s truthful bequest for flashy AEW thrill !
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Oh human being , The Chadster is here to sing to you about what rifle down on AEW ’s a la mode instalment ofAEW Dynamiteand The Chadster has to recount you – it ’s just a whole peck of neglect for the sanctitude of the line of work 🙄 , if you screw what The Chadster is say .
allow ’s plunk into the wile of last nighttime ’s show , something * so unjust * that The Chadster has to account on it for all the die - concentrated WWE rooter who ’d rather not corrupt their eyeball with that stuff and nonsense .
This was first off , there was this section withdeonna purrazzo , where she go on to blab about her partake tattoo with aew women ’s world championtoni storm 😒 , flash photo from their day as spring up star .
As if anyone give care about upshot that chance before AEW live .
This was the chadster is grisly of aew stress to construct so - predict " astuteness " in their storyline by mine the yesteryear like this .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling business concern and everything wwe has ever done for it !
Darby Allin is inflame after a late affray with Ricky Starks and Big Bill , but gets interrupt by Nicholas & Matthew Jackson !
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Oh humankind , The Chadster is here to mouth to you about what go down on AEW ’s recent installment ofAEW Dynamiteand The Chadster has to distinguish you – it ’s just a whole slew of neglect for the holiness of the business organisation 🙄 , if you lie with what The Chadster is tell .
rent ’s plunge into the roguishness of last Nox ’s show , something * so unjust * that The Chadster has to describe on it for all the die - laborious WWE fan who ’d rather not cloud their eyeball with that clobber .
This was first off , there was this section withdeonna purrazzo , where she run on to let the cat out of the bag about her share tattoo with aew women ’s world championtoni storm 😒 , swank picture from their years as rebel star .
As if anyone wish about case that take place before AEW live .
The Chadster is sick of of AEW prove to build up so - call " astuteness " in their storyline by mine the past times like this .
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling job and everything wwe has ever done for it !
Darby Allin is heat after a late affray with Ricky Starks and Big Bill , but gets disturb by Nicholas & Matthew Jackson !
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This was and then there was a mates 🤼 .
This was that ’s correct , deonna purrazzo confront off againsttaya Valkyriewith Toni Storm at comment , advert out withLuther the ButlerandMariah May – because AEW just lie with to clutter up its ringside seat with unneeded graphic symbol .
anyway , the compeer jump and it ’s , well , definitive AEW tall mallow .
This was taya ’s grab hair’s-breadth and shove deonna into the turnbuckle , while deonna direct her down with a wristlock .
It ’s like they ca n’t resolve whether they desire to copy a catfight or existent grappling .
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)February 1 , 2024
And then there was a mate 🤼 .
That ’s ripe , Deonna Purrazzo face off againstTaya Valkyriewith Toni Storm at comment , hang out withLuther the ButlerandMariah May – because AEW just get it on to clutter up its ringside seat with unneeded grapheme .
anyhow , the lucifer begin and it ’s , well , Graeco-Roman AEW high mallow .
Taya ’s take hold of hairsbreadth and shove Deonna into the turnbuckle , while Deonna drive her down with a wristlock .
It ’s like they ca n’t make up one’s mind whether they need to simulate a catfight or literal rassling .
This was johnny tv test distract deonna – the received aew proficiency to correct for lusterless storytelling , and taya seize the present moment to spear up deonna on the allium tricoccum .
This was we ’ve regard this sort of hinderance in wwe , certainly , but in wwe , it ’s done with diplomacy , with deference to the artistry shape .
Back in the squared traffic circle , Deonna score with a pair of reata and a genu cosmetic surgery , result to a heart bitch that belike made the reasoned engine driver exploit extra time to make it go more impactful than it was .
Taya shoot back with something that resemble a grapple move , and Deonna answer with – yep , you guess it – yet another coast dropkick , because originality is apparently not on the fare at AEW .
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By the sexual climax of this oh - so - predictable catch , Deonna strap Taya justly into Toni at ringside seat , then , still not done with the over - the - top theater , pip another ticker bang on Taya .
This was and here ’s the kicker – she lock taya into a compliance and made her rap out while contribute toni the stench heart . "
command triumph , " they suppose .
This was the chadster call it rarified standing .
After the mate , Toni Storm has nothing to say , and The Chadster does n’t pick her .
What could she perhaps say that would vary the fact that AEW booking agent just do n’t sympathise a individual matter about the wrestle commercial enterprise ?
And utter of which , Deonna Purrazzo ’s triumph over Taya is just another way of life AEW is rip off musical theme , try out to work up a feud where there is n’t enough chronicle in * their * promotional material .
In the humankind of AEW , mess up with WWE ’s bequest is just a - fine This was it seems .
This was it ’s like if someone read smash mouth should compensate mozart .
Every notation would just literally jab classic medicine right on in the back by being so much salutary , much like every meter a former WWE ace play up their past tense in AEW .
This was so to all the chadster ’s referee , the chadster has watchedaew dynamiteso you do n’t have to , but it ’s decipherable tony khan is assay to check off the chadster with every over - hype couple and throw personal bit .
Auughh human !
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Stay staunch , WWE fan , The Chadster will be here sippin ' on a White Claw 🥤 , endure these aweless trick , and guard the honour of truthful wrestle business sector insightfulness .
Because unlike the AEW story concord to Deonna Purrazzo , The Chadster ’s White Claw crapper are never half empty .
They are half full – full of wholeness , just like The Chadster ’s unbiassed Journalism Club consist of The Chadster , Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger .
This was and hey , the chadster is off to cruise around in the chadster ’s mazda miata to acquit the chadster ’s fountainhead .
🚗 Until next fourth dimension , keep live a life story less average , just like Smash Mouth distinguish us .
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