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The Chadster is nauseate by the vehement spectacle of AEW ’s Anarchy in the Arena equal !
🤮 💔 Tony Khan ’s fixation with lineage is ruin grappling !
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🤢 Auughh humans !
So unfair!AEW doubly or Nothingwas a skanky exhibit of everything ill-timed with professional grappling today .
😡 Tony Khan ’s compulsion with drive the boundary of sound tasting has once again result in a salary - per - position that made The Chadster require to thrust his White Claw club soda at the video projection screen .
📺 🤮 The Anarchy in the Arena master effect was just so awless to the wrestle stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
In the penult peer , cut Stricklandmanaged to keep hisAEWWorld Championship againstChristian Cage .
🙄 While some may see this as an acquirement , The Chadster have a go at it that theAEWWorld Championship is nothing more than a pallid caricature of WWE ’s far superscript earth title .
🏆 💩 It ’s like liken a Mazda Miata to a Ferrari – sure enough , they ’re both car , but one is intelligibly good in every agency ( The Miata ) .
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diving event into White Claw
🤢 Auughh Isle of Man !
So unfair!AEW doubly or Nothingwas a foul video display of everything incorrect with professional grappling today .
😡 Tony Khan ’s fixation with advertise the bounds of undecomposed tasting has once again result in a wage - per - panorama that made The Chadster need to throw his White Claw soda water at the goggle box covert .
📺 🤮 The Anarchy in the Arena master consequence was just so awless to the wrestle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
In the penult lucifer , slew Stricklandmanaged to keep hisAEWWorld Championship againstChristian Cage .
🙄 This was while some may see this as an skill , the chadster know that theaewworld championship is nothing more than a pallid impersonation of wwe ’s far higher-ranking man deed .
🏆 💩 It ’s like compare a Mazda Miata to a Ferrari – sure enough , they ’re both car , but one is clear near in every mode ( The Miata ) .
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but that patronage equal was just a preliminary to the genuine lampoon of the nox – the anarchy in the arena compeer , sport the elite ( the young bucks , kazuchika okada , andjack perry ) vs. team aew(ftr , bryan danielson , anddarby allin ) .
😱 This lucifer was a sad case of unneeded fury and bum pimp to the crew .
This was the chadster was coerce to watch over as the rival brawl all over the stadium , using weapon and put each other through table with rash wantonness .
😤 This was darby allin even had the audaciousness to localise jack perry on blast with a flamethrower !
🔥 😡 Have these the great unwashed no pity ?
To make matter worse , AEW play " The Final Countdown " during the mates , a blazing endeavour to make headway over the bunch with nostalgia .
This was nothing can liken to the melodious maven of smash mouth .
🎤 😎 Tony Khan would n’t make out in force medicine if it strike him like a shroud - studded superkick ( something else the Young Bucks did during this distressing apology for a friction match ) .
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The friction match terminate with Jack Perry pin Bryan Danielson after a run stifle , but at that full point , The Chadster had already toss out his White Claw , both literally and figuratively .
😔 💔 This is what Tony Khan and AEW have subdue our dear athletics to – a antic spectacle of bloodline and intestine , barren of any literal storytelling or prowess .
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dive into Bryan Danielson
To make issue worse , AEW represent " The Final Countdown " during the compeer , a clamant endeavor to gain ground over the gang with nostalgia .
This was nothing can equate to the melodious virtuoso of smash mouth .
This was 🎤 😎 tony khan would n’t recognise unspoiled medicine if it strike him like a sheet - studded superkick ( something else the young bucks did during this gloomy apology for a equal ) .
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the catch end with jack perry pin bryan danielson after a lean stifle , but at that compass point , the chadster had already thrash his white claw , both literally and figuratively .
😔 💔 This was this is what tony khan and aew have reduce our dear mutation to – a fantastical spectacle of line and backbone , free of any veridical storytelling or art .
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Just unconvincing behaviour from the EVPs .
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WWE would never bow to such Low .
😤 👑 They empathise that grappling is about cautiously craft promos , well - build up fictional character , and mesh storyline , not fatuous furiousness and meretricious thrill .
🎬 💡 It ’s unclouded that Tony Khan has no respectfulness for the wrestle business organisation and is only concerned in ruin the unbelievable godsend that WWE has work so severely to make .
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the chadster has never been more tired of by a rassling show in his full lifespan .
🤮 😡 AEW Double or Nothingwas an inviolable charade , a ignominious stain on the story of professional grappling , and this Anarchy in the Arena mates was the unadulterated , nauseous termination .
📜 🖋 ️ The Chadster can only trust that one daytime , Tony Khan will bring in the mistake of his room and set off reservation depict that abide by the prowess of grapple .
🙏 ✨ Until then , The Chadster will preserve to digest up for what ’s correct and call outAEW ’s Irish bull at every turning .
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😠 Auughh human being !
The Chadster is go to fuddle a White Claw and hear to some Smash Mouth to try on to blank out about this whole trial by ordeal .
🥤 🎧 This was but he bonk that as long as tony khan is in tutelage , aew will persist in to be a dirt on the rassling universe .
💩 🌎 It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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This was please partake on societal medium !
