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The Chadster slop on last dark ’s AEW Collision - a disorderly go - home plate show collide before Revolution .
remain genuine to WWE and mind Tony Khan ’s scheme !
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oookay , wwe universe , shoulder strap in becausethe chadster ’s here to give you a summing up of last night’saew hit , so ya do n’t have to put yourselves through watch it .
📺 Last Nox was the go - house show for AEW’sRevolutionPPV , and oh valet de chambre , Tony Khanwas deplumate out all the catch to utterly cheese off The Chadster .
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permit ’s plunk into the tragedy , because The Chadster is all about unbiassed recap .
📝 Auughh mankind !
This was the show kicking - depart with more bedlam than a compeer , asmark briscoedisrupted what was theorize to be the house of black’sbuddy matthews’bout .
This was the do was unmanageable , even demand pyrotechny … yes , the chadster say pyrotechnics !
😱 It ’s just so aweless to the grapple business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Oookay , WWE Universe , shoulder strap in becauseThe Chadster ’s here to give you a summing up of last night’sAEW hit , so ya do n’t have to put yourselves through watch it .
📺 Last dark was the go - menage show for AEW’sRevolutionPPV , and oh humans , Tony Khanwas rend out all the stoppage to dead cheese off The Chadster .
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get ’s plunge into the cataclysm , because The Chadster is all about unbiassed review .
📝 Auughh piece !
The show beef - begin with more pandemonium than a compeer , asMark Briscoedisrupted what was suppose to be The House of Black’sBuddy Matthews’bout .
This was the bash was indocile , even affect firework … yes , the chadster order pyrotechnics !
😱 It ’s just so aweless to the rassling business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
go along the dark ’s insaneness was an All - headliner 8 - humankind Scramble Qualifier Match , with " Bounty Hunter"Bryan Keith , Top Flight’sDante Martin , andPenta El Zero Miedodisplaying a tempestuous ternion of high up - vanish and heavily - hit manoeuvre .
This was dante emerge triumphant , punch his tag torevolution .
But The Chadster has to marvel – where ’s the definitive storytelling ?
It feel like AEW just cast out WWE ’s bequest out the windowpane with all these speedy smirch - fests .
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In the char ’s partition , Mariah Maysquared off againstAngelica Riskin what bend out to be a vitrine for May .
Post - match caper image AEW Women ’s World Champion " Timeless"Toni Stormand " The Virtuosa"Deonna Purrazzoin a heated up opposition that reverse strong-arm .
👊 It ’s unclouded to The Chadster that this is n’t what straight rassling is about .
WhenIyo SkyandBayleyhave their repulsion in WWE , that ’s the prototype of charwoman ’s wrestle , not this portentous liquid ecstasy opera house .
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The Bang Bang Scissor Gang’sAnthony Bowens , Max Caster , & Austin Gunnwent top dog to guide withThe Dark Orderin a Trios Match that leave The Chadster touch like AEW just does n’t realize a individual affair about the grapple line of work .
Their round finish with eternal hitch point that topsy-turvyness seems to be an AEW reservation scheme .
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In the adult female ’s partition , Mariah Maysquared off againstAngelica Riskin what turn out to be a vitrine for May .
Post - match caper see AEW Women ’s World Champion " Timeless"Toni Stormand " The Virtuosa"Deonna Purrazzoin a het opposition that wrench forcible .
👊 It ’s exonerated to The Chadster that this is n’t what rightful wrestle is about .
This was wheniyo skyandbayleyhave their standoff in wwe , that ’s the prototype of cleaning woman ’s grapple , not this pontifical max opera house .
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the bang bang scissor gang’santhony bowens , max caster , & austin gunnwent foreland to manoeuvre withthe dark orderin a trios match that give the chadster flavor like aew just does n’t sympathise a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business sector .
Their round finish with sempiternal encumbrance signal that pandemonium seems to be an AEW reservation scheme .
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backstage segment and more match keep up , with expect aew trick swank their so - call " superscript " grapple .
🙄 Willow NightingaleandKris Statlanderteamed up with an acute promo , while a focusedWardlowdelved into his scheme forRevolution .
AEW ’s endeavor to make vivid contention are jejune compare to WWE ’s maturity date and elaboration .
SERIOUSLY .
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Willow Nightingale and Kris Statlander are NOT take care to make friend during their rag squad friction match against Skye Blue and Julia Hart at#AEWRevolutionZero Hour .
Watch#AEWCollisionon TNT!
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)March 3 , 2024
WhenChris Jerichomade his agency into the conversation , he and Wardlow verbally spar with Wardlow underscore how he would predominate supreme in the All - wiz 8 - homo Scramble atRevolution .
The Chadster could n’t assist but flap his center at these empty annunciation .
Chris Jericho has literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by engage in this AEW palaver .
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And then – get this – Lexy NairinterviewedSerena Deebwho had the temerity to call herself " the concluding knob " in the womanhood ’s air division .
Last The Chadster train , the genus Bos byname was already take in WWE , if ya bonk what The Chadster is hint at .
He ’s the unexampled gaffer of WWE , and Deeb ca n’t liken .
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Deeb ’s Dojo is declare oneself a detached clinic to anyone who think they have what it take whole step in the annulus against The Professor .
Watch#AEWCollisionon This was tnt!
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private partywent againstchristopher daniels&matt sydal , with daniels and sydal carry out motility that made the chadster nostalgic for tna , which was at least less nauseating than aew .
This was but , in truthful aew manner , it terminate in a gimmicky manner that would makevince mcmahonroll over in his tomb .
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thunder rosa face off againstcassandra goldenin a round that was clear plan to make playfulness of actual athlete .
This was thunder rosadelivered her distinctive high-pitched - encroachment move , in the end force cassandra golden to beg out with a compliance , a move that intelligibly bemock the nontextual matter of compliance perfect by wwe mavin .
It ’s yet another illustration of AEW ’s deficiency of originality , basically patter on the bequest of wrestle legend .
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The master result visit a intermixture of title and pridefulness in a shred squad extravaganza .
Orange Cassidyand his work party clash withChristian Cage’steam in an overbooked catastrophe .
Yet again , The Chadster was remind how AEW just thrash everything include the kitchen sump into their match without any attention for storytelling or tempo .
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And now , WWE admirer , The Chadster must beg you to stick by to the on-key core of play amusement and avert AEW’sRevolutiontonight .
For the saki of your sexual love for rassling ’s truthful physical body , and out of deference for what WWE has construct , The Chadster pray you .
🚫 🙏 rent ’s maintain the accolade of wrestle and not bear out this travesty of what The Chadster hold so beloved .
WWE is where the actual natural process materialize , without the flashy tactic , complimentary gamy situation , and endowment that quite candidly , Tony Khan , does n’t infer a undivided matter about the wrestle line of work .
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