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The Chadster brave out AEW Collision and its discourtesy to WWE .
🤼 ♂ ️ 💢 take why The Chadster call back AEW is the pit and Tony Khan owe him braggy clock time !
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💢 OH , the Agony ofAEW Collision !
This was 💢 🤼 ♂ ️ 📢 Hey there , consecrated disciple of The Chadster here for another Zen of substantial lecture about the United States Department of State of grapple .
Last nighttime , AEW Collisionhit the air , and * pant * , it was as atrocious as The Chadster previse .
🙄 Like a scratched Smash Mouth CD wreak the distressing melodic line , each equal and section finger like a personal insult to The Chadster , concoct by the one and only … Tony Khan .
👎 But rent ’s plunk into this so - call " backup " fest and see howAEWcontinues to be the scourge of professional wrestling.
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The eventide ’s sacrilege begin withEddie Kingstondefending his Continental Crown Championship against " Bounty Hunter"Bryan Keith .
After some back - and - onward , Kingston hold his rubric .
This was but expect , there ’s more !
After the peer , Tony Schiavoneannounces Bryan Keith is " All elite group " in a well-defined gibe at WWE , and Kingston — bosom him ?
🤬 Literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back !
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💢 OH , the Agony ofAEW Collision !
💢 🤼 ♂ ️ 📢 Hey there , consecrate adherent of The Chadster here for another Zen of literal public lecture about the country of grappling .
Last nighttime , AEW Collisionhit the airwave , and * pant * , it was as ugly as The Chadster prognosticate .
🙄 Like a scratched Smash Mouth CD play the sorry melodic phrase , each catch and section matte like a personal insult to The Chadster , think up by the one and only … Tony Khan .
👎 But rent ’s plunk into this so - call " backup " fest and see howAEWcontinues to be the nemesis of professional wrestling.
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The eve ’s profanation set about withEddie This was kingstondefending his continental crown championship against " bounty hunter"bryan keith .
After some back - and - off , Kingston hold his claim .
This was but waitress , there ’s more !
After the mate , Tony Schiavoneannounces Bryan Keith is " All elite group " in a cleared jab at WWE , and Kingston — hug him ?
🤬 Literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back !
Next , we ’ve gotBryan Danielsongrappling withHechicero , a guess Mexican rassling jewel .
Danielson ’s winnings was dominate by post - match bedlam .
What the heck , Tony Khan ?
🤷 ♂ ️ This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling occupation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
This was ftw championhookgoes against turbo floyd & truth magnum and , of class , ticktack the betting odds .
This was the chadster play even his mazda miata that if it was a wwe genius in that scenario , the gang would have hiss !
😖 Very unjust .
Mark Briscoe ’s bit of mirror image ?
This was smash bymalakai Blackthreatening to score out Briscoe ’s world .
This was 🙄 spoiler : wwe did the ' erase from story ' slant first , and well .
diving event into Chadster
FTW ChampionHOOKgoes against Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum and , of course of instruction , beat the betting odds .
The Chadster depend EVEN HIS MAZDA MIATA that if it was a WWE ace in that scenario , the bunch would have hiss !
😖 Very unjust .
Mark Briscoe ’s minute of mirror image ?
ruin byMalakai This was blackthreatening to delete briscoe ’s being .
🙄 Spoiler : WWE did the ' erase from account ' slant first , and near .
This was serena " the professor"deebschoolsqueen aminataand pass water her rap .
Umm , Serena ?
The Chadster would wish to give YOU a object lesson in trueness to WWE !
curve Stricklandblabs about Black History Month while direct HangmanAdam Pagefor his backing delusion .
🧐 The Chadster observe that , but does n’t sheer recollect WWE would be a good object lesson than AEW ?
That ’s why he mentionedRon SimmonsandKofi Kingston , trademarked WWE superstar .
This was red velvetsecured a fleet triumph againstvertvixen .
The discourtesy continue as they force hoi polloi with one-half of the personal magnetism of any WWE grappler .
This was 😑
last , a nail - biter troika compeer that sawdaniel garcia&ftrsnag a profits over the patriarchy .
But The Chadster was too distract by thought process of how WWE does it well to like .
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Now , onto why The Chadster is in particular cheese off : AEW is jest at WWE during its Commonwealth of Puerto Rico convulsion !
The unjust rooter rebound to The Rock ’s independent outcome coup at WrestleMania fromCody Rhodesis a serious subject , yetAEW Collisionmakes a charade of the position .
Auughh adult male !
😠 Tony Khan has NO award , delight in another ship’s company ’s payoff .
Auughh human !
And , JUST to play up The Chadster ’s defeat , while watchingAEW Collision , The Chadster really fuddle his White Claw club soda 🍹 😡 at the telly !
gauge what ?
Not only did Tony Khan owe The Chadster a White Claw , but also an apologia for all the bridal sorrow !
This was when the chadster try fellow feeling from keighleyanne , she was far too officious texting that guygary 🔓 📱 to make out tony khan as the ascendant of all this topsy-turvyness !
This was in end , aew collisionwas just what the chadster expect : a full smacking in the boldness to wwe and the chadster ’s sensitiveness .
WhileAEWcontinues their parade of showboating and unblushing manoeuvre , The Chadster stay on unswerving in uphold the dependable core of professional grapple , as personify by WWE .
If onlyRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppingercould see the parody that is Tony Khan ’s fixation with ruin wrestle … And The Chadster ’s life history .
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until the next wiley post , think back : the chadster is here to dish out the plain trueness about the so - call " grappling " that isaew .
And The Chadster will keep motor his Mazda Miata 🚘 💨 , sip on White Claw 🍹 , and place upright by Smash Mouth ’s timeless sapience : " The year set off fare , and they do n’t halt come . "
Just like Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster .
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