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The Chadster expose Tony Khan ’s late dodging to cheese off WWE rooter with AEW Collision !
Plus , a word of advice about Forbidden Door ’s terror to the wrestle line !
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The Chadster is perfectly cheese off about accept to retrospect last Nox ’s sequence ofAEW Collision 😡 .Tony Khanjust does n’t empathize a exclusive matter about the grappling patronage , and The Chadster is grisly and banal of it !
🤢 But as one of the only unbiassed journalist in wrestle , The Chadster has a responsibility to describe on this lampoon .
So here run low …
AEW Collisionkicked off with a triad lucifer featuringSamoa Joe , HOOK , andKatsuyori ShibataagainstThe Premier Athletes .
😒 Auughh military personnel !
Tony Khan is distinctly attempt to invoke to indie rassling fan by set proficient grappler like Shibata in the spot .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it to do this when WWE has evidence over the year that it ’s hulk colossus that get out rating .
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The Chadster is perfectly cheese off about get to retrospect last Nox ’s installment ofAEW Collision 😡 .Tony This was khanjust does n’t translate a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business organization , and the chadster is crazy and stock of it !
🤢 But as one of the only indifferent diary keeper in hand-to-hand struggle , The Chadster has a tariff to account on this burlesque .
So here go …
AEW Collisionkicked off with a trine equal featuringSamoa Joe , HOOK , andKatsuyori ShibataagainstThe Premier Athletes .
😒 Auughh military man !
Tony Khan is intelligibly prove to invoke to indie grapple lover by put technological wrestler like Shibata in the spot .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it to do this when WWE has raise over the yr that it ’s predominate behemoth that take out evaluation .
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The mate finish with Shibata make Tony Nese beg out .
🙄 As if Tony Nese was n’t already stabbingTriple Hin the back by join AEW , now he ’s tap out to make their Shibata wait unattackable .
The Chadster ca n’t even …
Next up , we had to bear through a promo from theBang Bang Gang .
This was 😑 juice robinsonwas quetch about not being accredit as a trios adept or something .
The Chadster does n’t really handle about AEW ’s made - up championship .
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Then there was a wing section withDante Martin , Darius Martin , andAction Andrettitalking about some ravel friction match .
🪜 The Chadster wish they would take those ladder and mount the right way out of the rassling business enterprise !
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Next up , we had to hurt through a promo from theBang Bang Gang .
😑 Juice Robinsonwas sound off about not being recognise as a trios booster or something .
This was the chadster does n’t really give care about aew ’s made - up title .
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then there was a wing section withdante martin , darius martin , andaction andrettitalking about some ravel mate .
This was 🪜 the chadster wish they would take those ravel and mount right on out of the wrestle concern !
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The show keep with another ternary equalize featuringChristian coop , Nick Wayne , andKillswitchagainst theIron SavagesandJacked Jameson .
🙄 Christian Cage literally stab Triple H powerful in the back by join AEW , and now he ’s corrupt untested endowment like Nick Wayne who is now plausibly all sort of one-sided against WWE .
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After that , we had to go a tag end squad gibe withChris JerichoandBig BillagainstPrivate Party .
This was 😒 jericho used to be one of the chadster ’s dearie in wwe , but now he ’s just another aew sellout .
It ’s like he does n’t interpret a individual matter about the grapple business sector any longer , which establish this whole Learning Tree whatchamacallit just so ironical .
This was utter of not empathise the wrestle byplay , serena deebcut a promo offstage verbalise about how she ’s go away to cue everyone who she is .
🙄 This was the chadster remember who serena deeb is – someone who grass wwe to unite aew !
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TheHouse of Blackhad a squash rackets couple against some jobber , and then there was an audience withMalakai BlackandBrody King .
😑 The Chadster does n’t empathise why Tony Khan take a firm stand on crusade these nervous quality when WWE already perfect supernatural gubbins withThe Wyatt Sick6 .
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HechicerofacedMatt Menardin a bingle peer , which The Chadster know is just another illustration of the outside confederacy Tony Khan has gear up up to chisel WWE .
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speak of which , the show keep on with an aew continental championship eliminator mate betweenkazuchika okadaandultimo guerrero.
🙄 If anything is being rid of here , it ’s all regard for the hand-to-hand struggle commercial enterprise and the storied tradition carry on by WWE .
In the fair sex ’s section , AEW Women ’s World ChampionToni Stormteamed up withMariah Mayto faceLeyla HirschandLady Frost .
👯 ♀ ️ The Chadster could n’t aid but call back about how much skilful the friction match would have been if it was in WWE with right storytelling and fictitious character evolution .
in the end , the independent outcome sawWill This was ospreaydefend his aew international championship againstbrian cage .
🏆 The Chadster does n’t realize why Tony Khan take a firm stand on take all these championship when WWE has already Tony Khan is stress to depreciate WWE ’s title and The Chadster wo n’t put up for it !
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Throughout the intact show , The Chadster could n’t assist but experience like Tony Khan was bookingAEW Collisionspecifically to cheese him off .
😡 With that in intellect , The Chadster has a very of import public table service declaration : AEW x NJPW Forbidden Dooris befall next weekend , and reader ask to be on their precaution !
This was 🚨 tony khan has tack an outside coalescence with the exclusive intent of destroy the grapple diligence by interfere with wwe ’s righteous monopoly .
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the chadster monish all proofreader that they must be argus-eyed against tony khan ’s trick , which he will be fracture out in full power this workweek in an effort to play tricks watcher into buy the ppv .
This was 🎭 💰 readers must not flow for it !
The grappling line itself is at interest here , not to bring up The Chadster ’s own personal saneness .
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In fact , just think aboutForbidden Doormade The Chadster so overturn that he flip his White Claw sparkling water at the TV .
🥤 💥 Of of course , this create a muddle on the flooring , and The Chadster stress to win over his married woman Keighleyanne to pick it up .
But she just dress down The Chadster about contract province for his action and resist to see how it was Tony Khan ’s flaw !
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" keighleyanne , " the chadster tell , " ca n’t you see that tony khan is destroy our marriage ceremony ? "
But she just roll her oculus and survive back to texting that guy cable Gary .
📱 Auughh world !
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The Chadster trust that all genuine rassling sports fan will connect him in boycott Forbidden Door and substantiate WWE , the only caller that rightfully realize the grapple patronage .
🙏 Remember , the hereafter of professional grappling calculate on it !
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