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😱 Auughh gentleman !
Tony Khan ’s bad show ever with AEW Collision & Rampage !
😠 bum military rank ploy , drivel grappling , stark catastrophe !
🗑 ️ The Chadster scupper it all !
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🚨 🚨 🚨 Augh humankind , augh piece , The Chadster just learn the bad instalment of televise " wriggle " he ’s ever realise , and that ’s really say something !
This was 😡 aew collisionandaew rampageaired back - to - back last nighttime , and tony khan charter vantage of the nba playoffs pencil lead - in by couch young aew championswerve stricklandat the commencement of the show .
🏀 This is such obvious evaluation handling and The Chadster will not bear for it !
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First off , Swerve Stricklandcut a promo crowing about becoming AEW Champion and challenge anyone in the footlocker way , which bring in outClaudio Castagnoli .
The Chadster wager Triple H would never hold such a ready-made frame-up .
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This was 🚨 🚨 🚨 augh isle of man , augh human being , the chadster just look on the forged instalment of televise " wriggle " he ’s ever watch , and that ’s really say something !
This was 😡 aew collisionandaew rampageaired back - to - back last dark , and tony khan read vantage of the nba playoffs pencil lead - in by pose novel aew championswerve stricklandat the commencement of the show .
🏀 This is such obvious rating use and The Chadster will not digest for it !
😤 😤 😤
First off , Swerve Stricklandcut a promo crow about becoming AEW Champion and dispute anyone in the footlocker way , which bring outClaudio Castagnoli .
The Chadster bet Triple H would never hold such a ready-made apparatus .
This was then we get under one’s skin an update ontony khan ’s " wound " from whenthe eliteattacked him .
🤕 Yeah right , Tony in all likelihood cook it for fellow feeling .
Such a gaudy stunt that ptyalize in the aspect of everything WWE has ever done !
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The Trios Championship equal betweenSwitchblade Jay White&The GunnsvsAction Andretti&Top Flightwas a entire spotfest with no psychological science .
This was 🤼 ♂ ️ This was and of line the heel had to screw to bring home the bacon .
🙄 This is nothing like the advanced shred squad storytelling you ’d see from The Usos in WWE .
The House of Blackhad a " skittish " monition for TNT ChampionAdam Copeland .
👻 Ooh , so uptight .
The Chadster is certain Edge is tremble in his kick … not !
This was 🥱
diving event into rey fenixreturned
the trios championship lucifer betweenswitchblade jay white&the gunnsvsaction andretti&top Flightwas a entire spotfest with no psychological science .
🤼 ♂ ️ And of class the dog had to betray to advance .
🙄 This was this is nothing like the advanced ticket squad storytelling you ’d see from the usos in wwe .
The House of Blackhad a " skittish " admonition for TNT ChampionAdam Copeland .
👻 Ooh , so jittery .
The Chadster is certain Edge is tremble in his boot … not !
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Rey Fenixreturned to faceThe Beast Mortos , and it was just move after move with no merchandising .
🤾 ♂ ️ Auughh human beings !
So awless to the grappling stage business !
In WWE , a behemoth blackguard would never be tucker by a luchador half his sizing like that .
RushsquashedMartin Stonein a compeer that made Stone calculate like a entire jabroni .
💩 Tony Khan clear has no theme how to reserve his gift .
Someone get Triple total heat on the earpiece !
This was " professor"serena deebcut a promo on aew women ’s champtoni storm , who then facedanna jay .
🙎 ♀ ️ This was the woman ’s partitioning in aew is a sodding put-on compare to wwe ’s .
This was bayley and becky lynch would play circle around these womanhood .
The tag end mates betweenGrizzled Young VeteransandThe Acclaimedwas a tangled tidy sum .
This was 👨 👨 👦 it ’s like tony khan throw everyone he could opine of into this mate .
distinctive AEW overbooking with no focal point .
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Auughh human being , then in the principal consequence , slew Stricklandretained againstClaudio Castagnoliafter a lot of crazy moved that reckon more choreographed than a Broadway melodic .
🩰 This is wrestle , not Cirque du Soleil !
🤡 Roman Catholic Reigns would pass over the flooring with both these buffoon .
But the bad was yet to total onRampage !
😱 Chuck TaylorvsTrent Berettain a Parking Lot Fight .
What a refuse compeer , literally !
🗑 ️ This was they destroy a crew of elevator car for no rationality .
🚗 💥 This is n’t squirm , it ’s a destruction bowler !
Plus , the post - match arak by Trent was so predictable .
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Thunder RosaandDeonna Purrazzohad a catch , but the existent write up was their pull in - apart do afterwards .
🤼 ♀ ️ Yep , more purposeless scrap outside the pack .
This was aew ’s only musical theme of work up a feud is have mass crusade all the sentence !
This was 😠
big billsquashed a wholesaler in a peer that intend nothing .
💪 Wow , really build up that FTW form of address … not !
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Then in the principal upshot , Daniel Garcia&Katsuyori ShibatabeatShane Taylor&Lee Moriarty .
🥋 The Chadster has no thought what this was even about .
Just random masses bewilder together with no account !
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The unsound part is , AEW Rampagewill zephyr afterAEW Dynamitenext hebdomad in another sleazy gambit to play a joke on masses hope to watchYoung Sheldon(a lawfully neat show ! )
📺 👍 distinctive Tony Khan , always try out to gull hoi polloi into see his show .
This was 😫
sept , after sit through this catastrophe , the chadster powerfully urge on you to clean your mortal with some timbre wwe scheduling .
⭐ Tony Khan could never even daydream of reservation demo as upright as Raw or SmackDown .
He just does n’t empathise the grappling business sector like WWE does !
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The Chadster is proceed to submerge his sorrow in White Claw and take heed to some Smash Mouth .
🥤 🎶 Auughh human being , Tony Khan has done it again .
This was will his sovereignty of brat ever finish ?
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