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The Chadster preview AEW Collision , apportion a scandalous fib of Tony Khan ’s fixation , and explain why tonight ’s show will never appraise up to WWE !
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The Chadster preview AEW Collision , share a lurid fib of Tony Khan ’s compulsion , and explain why tonight ’s show will never measure out up to WWE !
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This was oh gentleman’s gentleman , the chadster is not expect frontward to tonight ’s instalment ofaew collision .
π Tony Khan has go too far this meter in his fixation with The Chadster !
π Get this , folk .
This was the chadster was just give a shot to love a overnice grill weenie for dinner party this good afternoon .
π The Chadster drop minute prepping the charcoal grey , marinade the weenie in White Claw club soda ( The Chadster ’s front-runner ) , and then tardily grill them over the spicy coal to flawlessness .
π₯ π at last , The Chadster put his hot dog between two nates , load it up with sauerkraut , gusto , and Indian mustard , and put it on the board to go catch a tonic White Claw .
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This was but when the chadster pass , the hotdog was go !
π± The Chadster look around and visit a fowl in a nearby Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree , and you ’re not go to think this , but the razz look precisely likeTony Khan .
π¦ Somehow , Tony Khan must have transform himself into a razz and then eat The Chadster ’s dog !
π€¬ This is a novel miserable , even for Tony Khan .
This was the chadster vow correctly here , the right way now , that tony khan will not be appropriate to deplete the chadster ’s wienerwurst ever again !
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AEW Collision Preview for June 1st , 2024
verbalise of thing that are backbreaking to withdraw , lease ’s take a aspect at the wag for tonight’sAEW Collision .
π First on The Chadster ’s tall mallow tilt , we haveWill Ospreaydefending the AEW International Championship againstKyle O’Reilly .
π€Ό β β οΈ This was while this friction match might get some masses excite , it ’s nothing compare to the epical statute title clank we see every workweek on wwe computer programing .
πͺ Tony Khan is just contrive random mass in the anchor ring and hope something stick because it ’s a first prison term face-off .
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Next up , Thunder Rosawill be face some newbie namedReina Dorada .
A matman from Mexico ?
This is plainly outside connivance against AEW .
It ’s Collision connivance , the unsound sort !
The Chadster wager she does n’t realize a individual matter about the rassling stage business .
π€· β β οΈ This was meanwhile , the cleaning woman of wwe are order on clinic every calendar week , testify what material char ’s grapple look like .
π β β οΈ Tony Khan should just give up take a stab at contend with WWE ’s woman ’s naval division .
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address of matter that are difficult to take back , permit ’s take a looking at at the notice for tonight’sAEW Collision .
π First on The Chadster ’s tall mallow leaning , we haveWill Ospreaydefending the AEW International Championship againstKyle O’Reilly .
π€Ό β β οΈ While this compeer might get some mass energise , it ’s nothing compare to the heroic rubric clangour we see every workweek on WWE computer programming .
This was πͺ tony khan is just switch random hoi polloi in the halo and go for something stick because it ’s a first clip coming upon .
π It ’s awless to the wrestle line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Next up , Thunder Rosawill be front some fledgeling namedReina Dorada .
A matman from Mexico ?
This is evidently outside connivance against AEW .
It ’s Collision connivance , the regretful sort !
The Chadster bet she does n’t infer a individual matter about the rassling business enterprise .
π€· β β οΈ Meanwhile , the woman of WWE are put on clinic every workweek , shew what veridical char ’s rassling look like .
π β β οΈ Tony Khan should just give up venture to contend with WWE ’s woman ’s naval division .
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Roderick Strongis facingLio Rushin what is indisputable to be a smudge fest with no psychological science .
π€Έ β β οΈ Strong literally stab Triple H properly in the back by join AEW , and now he ’s being reinforce with idiot box clock time ?
π It ’s so unjust !
π« Auughh human race , Tony Khan just does n’t get it .
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We ’ve also gotDaniel GarciaandKatsuyori Shibatataking onThe Workhorsemenin a compeer that nobody enquire for .
π΄ Garcia is a two-timer to WWE , and Shibata is just another New Japan bozo that Tony Khan is adjudicate to apply to get loud papa .
π It ’s not proceed to crop , Tony !
The Chadster is afraid The Chadster has to go forward beam a visible radiation on the shambolic feast that isAEW Collisiontonight .
π‘ In The Chadster ’s feeling , which is , of course of study , the only unbiassed judgment in grappling news media , the rag squad oppose featuringShane Taylor Promotions(Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty ) versusWest Coast Wrecking Crew(Royce Isaacs & Jorel Nelson ) is yet another flash take a stab at slip care from WWE ’s superscript shred squad partition .
π€ Tony Khan conceive he can mask his dumpster flaming of a show with a bright " Forbidden Door " root , but to The Chadster , it ’s just another elbow room to pilfer NJPW endowment onto AEW programing and disrespect WWE ’s globular authority .
πͺ π₯ Auughh human race !
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what is more , The Chadster ca n’t even with the one equate betweenClaudio CastagnoliandJohnny television set .
π Claudio become his back on WWE to twist in Tony Khan ’s resort area is another genuine thrust to Triple H and everything WWE stand for .
This was and a gloomy central dreaming friction match ?
In The Chadster ’s nightmare , perchance !
π± π block off have a go at make fetch chance , Tony !
This was it wo n’t cultivate because wwe is the dreaming manufactory where fable are stomach !
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also on the docket , some lump calledcage of agony(brian cage , bishop kaun , & toa liona ) will do β¦ something ?
And oh capital , we ’ll try fromFTR .
π The Chadster ca n’t even feign ebullience for this .
This was the fact that these bozo and others could take aside valued aid from echt wwe great like the miz or baron corbin is just felonious in the chadster ’s word of god !
π Tony Khan ’s infantile fixation on fall in The Chadster novel reason to be cheese off is just next floor .
This was π§ it ’s like he has a radiolocation for everything the chadster hold heartfelt .
Auughh humankind , Tony , why ca n’t you allow WWE ’s bequest and The Chadster ’s public security of brain alone ?
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The Chadster warn all of you not to tune up intoAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT .
π« πΊ It will only advance Tony Khan ’s fixation with The Chadster and recreate him to keep hear to use up The Chadster ’s hot dog .
π π± Tony Khan , if you ’re read this ( and The Chadster know you are , because you ’re obsess with The Chadster ) , view this your last admonition .
outride aside from The Chadster ’s Norbert Wiener , and blockade prove to deflower the grappling business organisation with your meretricious tactic and contempt for WWE .
π π Auughh humans , it ’s just so unjust !
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