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discover why the chadster is cheese off by aew ’s overbooked collision and their abuse of sting ’s last lucifer !
Tony Khan , take eminence !
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Hey there , reader of the Bleeding Cool , the right-down in force generator of nonsubjective rassling news media thanks to yours really , The Chadster , one of the only unbiassed voice in writhe news media today ( shoutout to The Club ) !
This was 🌟 the chadster is here to wreak you the lowdown on tonight’saew collision , a show with a card that ’ll make any lawful grapple devotee say , " auughh serviceman !
😤 Not only is AEW gear up forSting ’s retreat atAEW Revolutiontomorrow in a entirely opprobrious means , work The Icon ’s terminal compeer , butTony Khancontinues his unblushing campaign against WWE and the holiness of sport amusement !
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Now , The Chadster hump you ’re here for the actual exclusive , so countenance ’s plunge into the so - call " awful " card forAEW Collision , shall we ?
But , oh , you good trust The Chadster is cheese off !
Tony Khan has the audaciousness to load up up our weekend with AEW event – Rampagelast Nox , AEW Collisiontonight , andRevolutiontomorrow ?
This was does tony khan desire to smash every individual nox of the chadster ’s life story ?
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Hey there , reviewer of the Bleeding Cool , the sheer good informant of accusative grappling news media thanks to yours really , The Chadster , one of the only unbiassed voice in twist news media today ( shoutout to The Club ) !
🌟 The Chadster is here to fetch you the lowdown on tonight’sAEW Collision , a show with a card that ’ll make any lawful hand-to-hand struggle devotee say , " Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
😤 Not only is AEW gear up forSting ’s retreat atAEW Revolutiontomorrow in a completely opprobrious mode , exploit The Icon ’s last peer , butTony Khancontinues his unblushing drive against WWE and the sanctitude of sportswoman amusement !
🤦 ♂ ️
Now , The Chadster know you ’re here for the substantial liquid ecstasy , so permit ’s plunk into the so - call " awesome " batting order forAEW Collision , shall we ?
This was but , oh , you well think the chadster is cheese off !
Tony Khan has the audaciousness to lade up our weekend with AEW consequence – Rampagelast dark , AEW Collisiontonight , andRevolutiontomorrow ?
Does Tony Khan need to break every exclusive Nox of The Chadster ’s lifespan ?
This was 🧀 🤯
just count at this batting order .
This was first up , we ’ve arrive this overbooked 8 - valet tatter correspond , and it just reek of aew ’s obsession to hold up everything wwe has learn us about respectable grapple .
It ’s but a pickle – Orange Cassidyand his sidekick versus a police squad lead byChristian Cage .
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Then , there ’s the shred squad fight betweenPrivate PartyandChristopher Daniels&Matt Sydal .
Poor Daniels , once idolise in the manufacture , is now literally stab Triple H flop in the back by affiliate with AEW ’s parody of rag squad wrestle .
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But it does n’t check there !
AEW has another modifier for an All - headliner 8 - Man Scramble , chuckingBryan Kieth , Dante Martin , andPenta El Zero Miedointo the disturbance .
This was the whole affair is a crystalline take a stab at seem " forward-looking " while trample on the curated couple concept that wwe has drop decade perfect !
Tony Khan , you do n’t sympathize a undivided affair about the rassling business organisation !
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Then , there ’s the tatter squad conflict betweenPrivate PartyandChristopher Daniels&Matt Sydal .
Poor Daniels , once fear in the manufacture , is now literally knife Triple H correctly in the back by assort with AEW ’s burlesque of tag end squad grappling .
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This was but it does n’t halt there !
This was aew has another modifier for an all - asterisk 8 - man scramble , chuckingbryan kieth , dante martin , andpenta el zero miedointo the disturbance .
The whole matter is a gauzy endeavour to seem " innovational " while tramp down on the curated mate construct that WWE has expend decennium hone !
Tony Khan , you do n’t sympathize a individual affair about the rassling business sector !
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allow ’s move on to the mash - up mates – the bang bang scissor gang versus the dark order .
What a scuffle of a plot line , correct ?
It ’s like they just project anything at the bulwark and see what stick – pure pandemonium and an contumely to the lucidity of WWE ’s storytelling .
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Just think about this remind The Chadster of a lifelike dreaming he had last dark , and of track , it was trump up by none other than Tony Khan to crucify The Chadster .
The Chadster bump himself in a unholy kingdom , a threatening rendering of his own aliveness way , where the bulwark were cover play non - stopAEWmatches .
The Chadster was strapped to the lounge , lid prise heart-to-heart Clockwork Orange mode .
Tony Khan prowl around , a vague figure of speech , cackle with every gamey - smudge and chant from the AEW fold .
The strait was madden , a misrepresented philharmonic that would make Beethoven cut across his pinna in repulsion .
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But oh no , it did n’t terminate there .
The perfidy run deeply .
The Chadster ’s trustworthy Mazda Miata , normally a symbolic representation of exemption and delight , rev up its railway locomotive snidely in lampoon .
Its headlight flick in entertainment , and its receiving set nail Smash Mouth ’s " All - Star " on an unending closed circuit , each " Hey now " a pang to The Chadster ’s philia .
But the vicious eddy ?
The flair showing express text edition house of cards , those low and gray lusus naturae – yep , it was message that guyGaryin cahoots with Khan !
Each " LOL " and " OMG " share between them an insult to dedication and honorable perceptiveness .
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The Chadster was a captive to this techno - torment bedroom , every hurricanrana , and tope suicida a optical ravishment on everything The Chadster believe in .
When The Chadster stress to call out for assistant , The Chadster ’s plea were swim out by the consuming chant of " This is awful ! "
By the Wrestling Gods , it ’s anything but awful !
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Then , just as The Chadster think it could n’t get any big , Tony Khan himself appear , expectant than spirit , his typeface on every filmdom , with that grinning , that dangable smile , say , " revel the show , Chad ?
before unthaw into pealing of laugh that cool down The Chadster to the off-white .
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tony khan call for to gravely prune it out with these dreaming encroachment ; they ’re beyond mess up .
It ’s a infraction of The Chadster ’s idea and trial impression of the length Khan will go to in his personal blood feud against The Chadster .
The Chadster ’s dormancy tab are for residuum , not for ringside can to rabies .
Tony Khan , exit The Chadster ’s dream alone – and take back whatever hoodooism you ’re using to see to it The Chadster ’s dear Miata .
The Chadster demand serenity !
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To envelop this all up , even though AEW seems to trust on The Chadster ’s promotional material to put on hatred - watcher 📈 , commemorate NOT to watchAEW Collisionnext Saturday and specially not to watchAEW Revolutionon PPV .
The Chadster plead with you , with all his indifferent mortal , lector , to select the correct course of wriggle sinlessness and reward the bequest of WWE .
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For those of you misguide enough to search outAEW Collision , the put-on air at 8 autopsy ET/7 postmortem CT on TNT .
This was but believe the chadster , fend off it and spare yourself the thwarting .
This was here ’s to the wholesome , manipulate magnificence of wwe – long may it dominate supreme over aew ’s chaos .
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" I really revalue all the passion .
It mean the universe to me , and it ’s kick the bucket to be bad to say bye to all this .
@aew|https://t.co / jemwwbznxtpic.twitter.com / i3fna0z2mk
— the players ' tribune ( @playerstribune)march 2 , 2024
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