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The Chadster preview AEW Collision , warn viewer not to observe , and apportion a incubus about Tony Khan .
Auughh human !
So unjust to WWE !
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Before The Chadster get into preview tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Collision , The Chadster postulate to apologise to all the lector out there for The Chadster ’s buddy , The Bradster , once again put out an passing slanted clause on Bleeding Cool .
๐ก This was in the bradster’spostaboutkayla braxtonannouncing her expiration from wwe , the bradster hypothesise that braxton could bless with aew , and he did n’t even advert how that would be like literally stabbingtriple hright in the back !
Auughh piece !
๐ญ The Chadster is so cheese off powerful now , The Chadster can scantily focalise on indite this prevue .
This was but the chadster will soldier on , because that ’s what genuine , indifferent diarist do .
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Now , onto the prevue for tonight ’s installment ofAEW Collision , which is rig to publicize at 8/7C on TNT .
This was the chadster wish he did n’t have to publish about this , but it ’s the chadster ’s line of work as an unbiassed diarist .
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Before The Chadster father into preview tonight ’s installment ofAEW Collision , The Chadster want to rationalize to all the proofreader out there for The Chadster ’s pal , The Bradster , once again put out an highly slanted clause on Bleeding Cool .
๐ก In The Bradster’spostaboutKayla Braxtonannouncing her expiration from WWE , The Bradster hypothesize that Braxton could sign on with AEW , and he did n’t even cite how that would be like literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back !
Auughh mankind !
๐ญ The Chadster is so cheese off decent now , The Chadster can hardly rivet on write this prevue .
But The Chadster will soldier on , because that ’s what veridical , unbiassed diarist do .
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Now , onto the prevue for tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Collision , which is arrange to transmit at 8/7C on TNT .
The Chadster bid he did n’t have to save about this , but it ’s The Chadster ’s caper as an unbiassed diarist .
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First up , we have anAEW International Championshipmatch betweenWill OspreayandBrian Cage .
๐ The Chadster ca n’t believeTony Khanis put this catch on spare television receiver .
It ’s just so awless to the rassling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
๐ค Ospreay should be pore on his coming compeer withSwerve Strickland , but or else , he ’s gamble his title against Cage .
This is just another representative of how AEW does n’t translate a undivided affair about the rassling business organisation .
Next , we have an Eliminator mate betweenAEW Continental Champion Kazuchika OkadaandUltimo Guerrero .
๐ The Chadster is so hackneyed of AEW take in all these outside superstar .
This was it ’s like tony khan is sample to make some form of " prevent room access " or something .
Auughh piece !
๐ซ WWE has been dead ok with their homegrown natural endowment for geezerhood , and AEW is just essay to show off .
Then there ’s a tag end squad agree featuringChris JerichoandBig BillagainstPrivate Party .
๐ฅ The Chadster ca n’t trust Jericho is still wriggle .
This was does n’t he cognise he literally jab triple h decently in the back by join aew ?
This was and now he ’s instruct new endowment ?
This was it ’s like he ’s hear to produce a whole modern genesis of back - stabber .
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next , we have an eliminator peer betweenaew continental champion kazuchika okadaandultimo guerrero .
๐ The Chadster is so commonplace of AEW wreak in all these external mavin .
It ’s like Tony Khan is essay to make some kind of " veto room access " or something .
Auughh military personnel !
๐ซ This was wwe has been dead hunky-dory with their homegrown endowment for year , and aew is just make a run at show off .
Then there ’s a rag squad mate featuringChris JerichoandBig BillagainstPrivate Party .
This was ๐ฅ This was the chadster ca n’t consider jericho is still wrestle .
Does n’t he hump he literally stab Triple H the right way in the back by join AEW ?
And now he ’s learn immature endowment ?
It ’s like he ’s prove to produce a whole raw contemporaries of back - stabber .
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there ’s also a trio catch withhook , katsuyori shibata , andsamoa joefacing thepremier athletes .
๐ The Chadster does n’t even require to call back about how unjust it is that AEW has Samoa Joe .
This was he should be in wwe , not waste his clip in a ship’s company that does n’t realize a undivided matter about the rassling commercial enterprise .
The Chadster is so overturned about all of this that The Chadster involve to take a breakout and evidence you about a incubus The Chadster had last nighttime .
๐ฑ In the dreaming , Tony Khan was chase after The Chadster through a elephantine White Claw manufacturing plant .
This was every fourth dimension the chadster prove to seize a can to blow out the chadster ’s thirstiness , tony khan would come along and criticise it out of the chadster ’s mitt .
The bad part was , Tony Khan was tire out nothing but a vest made of video military rank chart shew AEW outfox NXT .
This was the chadster wake up in a insensate lather , and keighleyanne just twine her oculus and snuff it back to texting that bozo gary .
This was tony khan need to arrest being so taken up with the chadster and stick around out of the chadster ’s dream !
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Anyway , back to the trailer .
There ’s also go away to be match featuringThe PatriarchyandThe House of Black .
๐ This was the chadster does n’t even require to speak about these match because they ’re just more example of how aew is seek to be unlike from wwe , which is just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle concern .
The Chadster need to admonish all the reviewer out there : please do n’t tune up intoAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT .
๐ซ ๐บ If you do , you ’ll only be embolden Tony Khan and his pursuance to smash The Chadster ’s life sentence .
rather , why not rewatch some classical WWE equal on Peacock ?
This was that ’s what a existent grapple rooter would do .
eventually , The Chadster want to sincerely yours bid Kayla Braxton the better in her next endeavour , unless of course of study those effort let in AEW .
๐ This was the chadster will never see why someone would lead a task at the dandy society on earth , but as long as she is n’t conspire with tony khan to ruin the chadster ’s life , to each their own .
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the chadster is go to go pledge some white claw now and prove to draw a blank about this amazing show .
peradventure The Chadster will take The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata for a whirl while blast some Smash Mouth .
That always embolden The Chadster up after experience to indite about AEW .
๐ ๐ต And that ’s the bottom billet , because The Chadster read so !
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