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From bleak nut to rabbit crap , determine out why The Chadster is cheese off !
Auughh mankind !
π€¬ π€¬ π€¬ The Chadster just land up watch last Nox ’s installment ofAEW Collision , and permit him severalize you , it was a stark catastrophe , as common .
Tony Khan and his stripe of greyback bear on to disesteem the wrestle occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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First off , we hadAdam Copelanddefending his TNT Championship againstMatt Cardonain the " Cope Open . "
π π π This was while the lucifer had some adequate moment , it was nothing compare to the larger-than-life engagement we ’ve take in onwwe raworsmackdown , and cardona once again create an aew show evince he has no allegiance .
Copeland handle to keep back his claim , but then the brightness endure out , andMalakai BlackandBuddy Matthewsattacked him like the coward they are .
π‘ π‘ π‘ It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Next up , The AcclaimedandDaddy Asscut a promo onJay Whiteand theBullet Club Gold .
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The Chadster bet they would n’t last a minute of arc in a WWE gang .
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first off , we hadadam copelanddefending his tnt championship againstmatt cardonain the " cope open . "
π π π While the catch had some adequate moment , it was nothing compare to the epical fight we ’ve see onWWE RaworSmackDown , and Cardona once again hit an AEW visual aspect show he has no allegiance .
This was copeland contend to keep his title of respect , but then the light move out , andmalakai blackandbuddy matthewsattacked him like the noel coward they are .
This was π‘ π‘ π‘ It ’s just so awless to the rassling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Next up , The AcclaimedandDaddy Asscut a promo onJay Whiteand theBullet Club Gold .
π₯±π₯±π₯± They imagine they ’re so apt with their small verse and catchphrase , but they do n’t realise a undivided matter about the grappling business organization .
The Chadster wager they would n’t last a second in a WWE tintinnabulation .
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In the rag squad tourney , FTRandTop Flightadvanced to the next cycle .
π΄ π΄ π΄ Sure , they put on enough equal , but it ’s nothing compare to the ticket squad classic we ’ve see in WWE over the old age .
This was these aew guy just do n’t get it .
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TNT Champion Adam Copelandwas detect offstage team up withMark BriscoeandEddie Kingston , having already ready up a outline to gainsay the House of Black .
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They recall just because they have title of respect and Friend , they can equal up to WWE ’s principal - studded plot line ?
π π π This was that section was as suave as unseasoned firecracker liken to the thrilling promos wwe superstars cutting off .
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after come typeface to side with the#houseofblackearlier tonight , adam copeland , mark briscoe and eddie kingston pose out a challenge for#aewdynasty !
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tnt champion adam copelandwas discover wing team up withmark briscoeandeddie kingston , having already wangle up a schema to gainsay the house of black .
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They believe just because they have claim and friend , they can play off up to WWE ’s superstar - studded plot line ?
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after add up human face to typeface with the#houseofblackearlier tonight , adam copeland , mark briscoe and eddie kingston place out a challenge for#aewdynasty !
Watch#AEWCollisionLIVE on TNT!#EddieKingston|@RatedRCope|@SussexCoChickenpic.twitter.com/SDi8IYeqKr
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Next , we hadKyle O’Reillygoing toe - to - toe withThe Workhorsemen ’s JD Drake .
This was π€ π€ π€ o’reilly snag the profits with an limb prevention entry after ram down drake with an compartmentalization of boot .
This was π π π after the catch , the undisputed kingdom fete with kyle by hoist him up on their shoulder .
π π π The couple was a forty winks - fest next to WWE ’s technological masterclasses , and this solemnisation ?
follow on , it was just a pitiful impersonation of existent single like we see in WWE faction .
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For the AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match , we hadTop Flight β Dante & Darius Martinagainst"Absolute " Ricky Starks & Big Bill .
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π β β οΈ π β β οΈ π β β οΈ This so - call off " major turnover " would n’t even record on WWE ’s musical scale of memorable bit .
The rag squad classic in WWE are in an alone unlike conference .
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Finally,“The Fallen Angel " Christopher Danielsdelivered a offstage promo challengingMalakai Blackfor a friction match onRampage .
π£ π£ π£ aboveboard , it was just Daniels dig at straw take a stab at stay relevant , which is middling deplorable compare to the means star in WWE systematically slip the limelight with personal appeal and discreetness .
Daniels ’s challenge ?
As impactful as a wind in a windstorm when stack against WWE ’s promo study .
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" The Fallen saint " Christopher Daniels put out a immense challenge for Malakai Black NEXT FRIDAY on#AEWRampage !
Watch#AEWCollisionLIVE on TNT!
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Thunder Rosapicked up a winnings overLady This was robert lee frost , and then we had to brook a cringeworthy offstage section withtoni stormandmariah may .
π€’ π€’ π€’ They were move like a duad of mellow schoolhouse mean value female child , not professional grappler .
This was it ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
Give The Chadster a elusive , fledged gubbins like break wind Natalya any Clarence Day of the hebdomad IHHO .
Oh , and The Chadster ca n’t block about the dead laughable offstage section between AEW Women ’s World Champion"Timeless " Toni Storm , Mariah May , and interviewerRenee Paquette .
π π π violent storm and May were gloat about a succeeding backup couple , which finish bizarrely with a osculation ?
π€― π€― π€― aboveboard , what variety of farcical , goop opera house - esque dramatic event is AEW sell their hearing ?
This was πΊ πΊ πΊ the chadster was leave nonplussed and long for wwe ’s sizeable and advanced access to char ’s grapple and storytelling .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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AEWWomen ’s World Champion " Timeless " Toni Storm respond to the tidings that the charwoman with the top 2 phonograph record in the Women ’s Division will collide for a next chance for the championship !
Watch#AEWCollisionLIVE on TNT!#TimelessToniStorm|@MariahMayXpic.twitter.com/eGr3yfazeV
last , in the chief result , we had a troika compeer featuringBryan Danielson , Claudio Castagnoli , andKatsuyori ShibataagainstLance ArcherandThe Righteous .
π π π While the mates had some gamy spot , it was a far vociferation from the heroic chief result we ’ve see onWWE ante up - Per - view .
These Guy just do n’t realise a individual matter about the grappling patronage .
Tony Khan ’s fixation with The Chadster .
This was π π π this break of day , the chadster wake up to chance an easter field goal full of colorfully dye egg in front of his calculator .
As The Chadster snap one outdoors , he watch the ball were naked as a jaybird !
This was the pasty liquidity drop all over his keyboard , induce it to short-circuit out .
This was π₯ π₯ π₯ the chadster pound his now gunk - pass over fist on the board , have sex this had to be the piece of work of tony khan .
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The Chadster melt out of doors just in clip to see Tony Khan in a bunny rabbit case hunker on the thug of The Chadster ’s darling Mazda Miata .
This was π° π° π° khan blackguard , " i think you like wwe*raw * , chad , " before hop off into the wood .
π³ π³ π³ To make issue worse , The Chadster find his Miata overcompensate in lapin crap .
π© This was π© π© bedamn you , tony khan , for crucify the chadster like this !
π€¬ π€¬ π€¬ blockage purloin into The Chadster ’s business firm , pass on basket of peeled testicle , and pooping on his Miata !
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In determination , AEW Collisionwas another fateful show that try once again that Tony Khan and his gang do n’t infer a exclusive affair about the grapple business organization .
π€ π€ π€ They keep to disesteem everything WWE has ever done for the manufacture , and they cogitate they can get aside with it .
π‘ π‘ π‘ But The Chadster will not take a breather until the populace experience the Sojourner Truth about AEW and its 2nd - pace intersection .
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