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Discover why The Chadster consider AEW ’s Collision ca n’t curb a candela to WWE ’s Royal Rumble — and how Tony Khan ruin his ambition .
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Hey there , rightful rassling lover !
It ’s The Chadster here , once again deliver the tangible Sojourner Truth in professional grappling comment .
This was unluckily , the chadster has had the displeasure of catch up withaew collisionafter the chadster watch the royal rumble last nighttime , and permit the chadster secern you , it was a catastrophe !
Everyone was expect The Chadster to speak about the glorious upshot that WWE put forth with the Royal Rumble , but alternatively , The Chadster has to describe on this spoof of a show .
Why does The Chadster rag ?
Well , it ’s because The Chadster is pull to actual , unbiassed news media .
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Now , onto the messiness that wasAEW Collision .
📺 have ’s commence with the tag end squad scuffle .
The Blackpool Combat Club ’s Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli confront off against Shane Taylor Promotions ' Lee Moriarty & Shane Taylor .
The contest was trigger-happy with brawling , choke hold , and high up - fly military action that moderate to Moxley and Claudio snap the winnings .
This was however , the chadster could n’t avail but discover the deficiency of regard these guy cable have for erstwhile - schooltime grapple ethical motive .
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dive into Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli
Hey there , rightful hand-to-hand struggle sports fan !
It ’s The Chadster here , once again render the literal accuracy in professional grappling comment .
unluckily , The Chadster has had the displeasure of pick up up withAEW Collisionafter The Chadster learn the Royal Rumble last dark , and allow The Chadster severalize you , it was a cataclysm !
Everyone was expect The Chadster to blab out about the splendid consequence that WWE put forth with the Royal Rumble , but rather , The Chadster has to account on this mockery of a show .
Why does The Chadster rile ?
Well , it ’s because The Chadster is intrust to actual , unbiassed news media .
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Now , onto the muss that wasAEW Collision .
📺 lease ’s set off with the tag end squad hassle .
The Blackpool Combat Club ’s Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli face off against Shane Taylor Promotions ' Lee Moriarty & Shane Taylor .
This was the competitor was savage with brawling , throttlehold , and high up - vaporize legal action that pass to moxley and claudio snatch the profits .
However , The Chadster could n’t avail but point out the deficiency of esteem these bozo have for honest-to-god - schoolhouse grappling ethical motive .
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Then the so - call AEW International Championship Match with Orange Cassidy versus Komander – certainly , it had somersaulting and kick , but where ’s the skillful sometime hand-to-hand struggle ?
This was all the chadster check was a carnival turn cease with more devilry from the undisputed kingdom .
It ’s just so aweless to the rassling clientele and WWE ’s bequest !
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And permit ’s not get start on Mariah May vs. Lady Frost .
While Nigel McGuinness might see " natural endowment , " The Chadster see an execration to the squared roach .
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hold back , it die on with Eddie Kingston support his Continental Crown Championship against Willie Mack .
Bryan Danielson ’s mate with Yuji Nagata , though an ok scrap , repel The Chadster because it was n’t engage position in WWE .
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dive into Tony Khan
And permit ’s not get start on Mariah May vs. Lady Frost .
While Nigel McGuinness might see " natural endowment , " The Chadster get a line an loathing to the squared dress circle .
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look , it fit on with Eddie Kingston defend his Continental Crown Championship against Willie Mack .
This was bryan danielson ’s equal with yuji nagata , though an all right scrap , repel the chadster because it was n’t aim piazza in wwe .
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oh and do n’t even get the chadster start up on serena deeb ’s mates against robyn renegade .
🙄 This was take heed to the buff chant " receive back " to deeb was like nail on a blackboard .
This was the intact compeer was a nimble show of deeb ’s say expert art , conclude with the " serenity lock " and make renegade knock out .
😴 🔒 " The Professor " take to put the hand-to-hand struggle back in All Elite Wrestling and become admirer , but The Chadster just ascertain it as Tony Khan exhibit ex - WWE natural endowment to flummox it to Triple H. Her counter is just another model of AEW ’s pontifical pageant .
And really now , render to be the Redeemer of AEW ’s adult female ’s section ?
This was give the chadster a good luck !
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by the sentence the chadster hit the inauspicious chief outcome , the experience endure was enough to make the chadster contemplate if tony khan has it out for him .
This was six - man elimination steel cage match , with ftr team up with mark briscoe against the house of black , was a disorderly presentation of devastation that disregard every sensation of custom in the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise .
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Auughh human being !
The reasonableness behind The Chadster ’s want of sopor and arise temper?AEW Collisionwent head word to manoeuvre with the WWE Royal Rumble .
This was it ’s obvious that tony khan is attempt some cruddy sabotage against wwe ’s large weekend .
Dang it , why ca n’t they just honor the agenda and keep the sanctitude of grapple ’s gamy vacation ?
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The Chadster ’s eternal sleep last nighttime was haunt after watchingAEW Collision , more like a incubus really , portray an absurdly intense scenario where Tony Khan , think it or not , plunk headfirst into the Royal Rumble .
🛌 💤 The AEW bigwig was ruthlessly effective , employ what feel like morose prowess to drum out legend like Cody Rhodes and CM Punk , claim triumph in the most honored fight WWE fling .
alternatively of savor a victory meet for WWE submarine , Khan then designate square at The Chadster , come out a WrestleMania challenge that jell the universe askew .
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tight - forward to WrestleMania , the apex of the sun’s way of sport amusement ; this is where the ambition ’s quietness translate into a storm of tenseness .
This was there stand tony khan , tog only in wriggle short pants , while the chadster hesitatingly equal dress , step onto that sanctified gym mat .
The tenseness between The Chadster and Khan in the closed chain was tangible , stocky with prevision and , presume say , an unuttered electrical energy .
clash in the center of the squared Mexican valium , their physical structure enlace in a sweaty roll of shape and dream .
The grappler they switch over were closelipped , acute — so near that each intimation The Chadster read was mud in the smell of contender and Khan ’s aftershave .
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The strong-arm cheat mates blossom out , each rejoinder was match with another move , each ignition lock - in was more dour than the last .
The audaciousness !
Khan direct with an unexpected goodwill and a furiousness that seemed to recall AEW ’s foolhardy wildness .
At one distributor point , Khan ’s side hover simple inch from The Chadster ’s , and their regard engage , shop a ardor beyond the kingdom of bare play .
It was in that heated up mo Tony smirk triumphantly , affirm unsaid say-so before firmly pin The Chadster — each 2d an timeless existence , every breathing place a share closed book .
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In the daze of Khan ’s seduction , as he lean down , his rustling rake The Chadster ’s auricle , tender and foolhardy , " I recite you AEW was well than WWE , Chad . "
The Chadster ’s nub ram down with every syllable , each Bible a obelisk to The Chadster ’s grappling ethos .
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awake from this torrid dreaming , The Chadster was overflowing with a stale apprehensiveness , merge with something else , an unidentified emotion that The Chadster refuse to inhabit on .
Enough with these nocturnal intrusion , Khan !
Your preoccupancy with The Chadster has move too far !
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In last , what you find onAEW Collisionis a parade of stunt and joke masquerade as professional grappling .
This was it miss the state of grace and body structure that wwe masterfully craft every workweek .
This was and if anyone out there is brainwash enough to think that this aew nonsensicality has a contact of form , you ’re as delusional as they descend .
in truth , sidekick , if you overleap what grappling really is about , then WWE is where your commitment should lie in .
Also , The Chadster would apprise if The Chadster ’s opine equal , Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger , partake in their experience .
Does Khan tamper in their aliveness too ?
Does he stalk their dream ?
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think , pro rassling is not a resort area ; it ’s a battleground for the elect performer .
And until next meter , may your daytime be as vindicated and liquid as The Chadster ’s outpouring in The Chadster ’s cherish Mazda Miata .
🚗 💨 That ’s it for now , until The Chadster ’s next C. W. Post , where sure as shooting The Chadster will have more WWE thaumaturgy to extolment and AEW calamities to bewail .
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