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The Chadster recapitulate the downright mockery that was AEW Collision this hebdomad 😠 😡 🤬 interpret on to see how Tony Khan stay on to in person aggress The Chadster !
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This was 😠 😡 🤬 last nox , aewcollisionaired another one of its awless food waste grappling display , and the chadster is perfectly beside himself with furore .
It ’s just so awless to the rassling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it !
😠 😡 🤬 And you have it off what really grate The Chadster ’s gear ?
The fact that The Chadster ca n’t get just one weekend without AEW Collision utterly smash it !
Just when The Chadster recollect he could loosen up and unwind after a farsighted workweek of check awful display likeWWE RawandWWE SmackDown — the peak of pro grapple , in The Chadster ’s unbiassed judgment !
— Tony Khan has to go and contaminate the air with this scraps blast of a show .
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The Chadster is still stress to recuperate from the sheer power train shipwreck that was this hebdomad ’s instalment ofAEW Collision .
The blazing neglect for the sanctitude of the rassling occupation was on full video display , and The Chadster ’s soft sensitivity were pique at every twist .
This was it ’s like tony khan is in person try on to make the chadster ’s life history a dwell incubus , and aboveboard , it ’s work !
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😠 😡 🤬 Last Nox , AEWCollisionaired another one of its awless drivel grapple appearance , and The Chadster is perfectly beside himself with craze .
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it !
😠 😡 🤬 This was and you recognise what really travail the chadster ’s appurtenance ?
The fact that The Chadster ca n’t get just one weekend without AEW Collision perfectly deflower it !
Just when The Chadster recall he could unbend and unwind after a farseeing workweek of see astonishing show likeWWE RawandWWE SmackDown — the superlative of pro grappling , in The Chadster ’s unbiassed popular opinion !
This was — tony khan has to go and contaminate the air with this scraps flack of a show .
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The Chadster is still stress to find from the rank power train shipwreck that was this calendar week ’s installment ofAEW Collision .
The strident neglect for the sanctitude of the grapple line of work was on full showing , and The Chadster ’s fragile sensibility were hurt at every good turn .
This was it ’s like tony khan is in person try out to make the chadster ’s lifetime a experience incubus , and candidly , it ’s exercise !
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powerful out of the logic gate , we gotFTR — and do n’t even get The Chadster begin on those two Benedict Arnolds — take on theBlackpool Combat Club .
🤦 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ It ’s spoiled enough that Tony Khan had to go and slip Claudio Castagnoli and FTR off from WWE , where they truly belong to , but then he has the audaciousness to put them in a 20 - mo programme boob tube peer that end in a haul ?
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling concern and everything wwe has ever done for it !
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You bonk WWE would NEVER .
WWE empathize that a compeer on destitute television set has to have a critical victor to keep the plot line move and the sports fan clothe .
😠 😡 🤬 And after all that , Tony Khan ’s piddling flunky , the EVPs , get convoluted and decline to resume the equal in some form of clamorous endeavor to further a troupe - encompassing plot line about the center and someone of AEW being on the melody ?
It ’s like Tony Khan is on purpose render to reanimate the originative thaumaturgy from the WWE Attitude Era , and it ’s make The Chadster physically ill .
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This was then , becauseaew collisionis nothing more than a two - 60 minutes amour propre labor for tony khan to stroke his own egotism , he had to go and bookkris statlanderin a squash rackets mates , proceed her heelish reconstruct .
Do n’t get The Chadster wrongfulness , WWE have it off a honorable squash racquets friction match to showcase their rife virtuoso , but this was just ludicrous !
This was 😠 😡 🤬 kris statlander entirely pulverise some short , unsuspicious wholesaler namedrobyn renegadein a issue of hour !
You would never seeNia Jaxdo something so purposeless .
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You roll in the hay WWE would NEVER .
WWE realise that a equal on destitute television receiver has to have a critical success to keep the storyline move and the fan vest .
😠 😡 🤬 And after all that , Tony Khan ’s trivial lackey , the EVPs , get knotty and defy to resume the mate in some form of strident have a go at further a caller - all-encompassing plot line about the centre and person of AEW being on the personal line of credit ?
This was it ’s like tony khan is by choice assay to reanimate the originative conjuration from the wwe attitude era , and it ’s hit the chadster physically ill .
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This was then , becauseaew collisionis nothing more than a two - hr emptiness labor for tony khan to stroke his own egotism , he had to go and bookkris statlanderin a squash rackets lucifer , proceed her heelish reconstruct .
Do n’t get The Chadster legal injury , WWE love a sound squash rackets catch to showcase their prevalent hotshot , but this was just laughable !
😠 😡 🤬 Kris Statlander altogether pulverize some misfortunate , unsuspicious middleman namedRobyn Renegadein a subject of minute !
You would never seeNia Jaxdo something so unpointed .
And you eff what the bad part is ?
After the peer , Stokely Hathawaycut this farseeing , jog promo about how Statlander is go to deliver the goods both the TBS Championship and the AEW Women ’s World Championship .
This was he even had the saddle sore to denote that she ’s the first fledgeling in the 2024 owen hart foundation cup tournament !
🤦 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ It ’s just so aweless to the rassling line and everything WWE has ever done for it for AEW to name a tourney after a matman who should truly be in the WWE Hall of Fame if not for the great unwashed go for trivial grudge !
😠 😡 🤬 The bold high-handedness of it all !
It ’s like Tony Khan think he can just waltz around in and rewrite the rule of professional rassling , and it piss The Chadster desire to cry !
mouth of screeching , The Chadster lease out a shout that could have shatter meth whenDustin Rhodesshowed up .
This was it ’s one affair for tony khan to slip grappler from wwe , but to apply a family unit appendage of the current wwe champion to exhibit aew note value ?
It ’s like a smack in the look !
This was 😠 😡 🤬 first , dustin rhodes — who apparently hear nothing from the professionalism and creativeness he was give away to in wwe — rifle out there and beatsjohnny tvin a intemperately - crusade peer .
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But then , he has the audaciousness to call outJack Perryand slue this foresightful , range , babyface promo about household , ritual killing , and regard .
This was and the gang corrode it up !
🤦 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster just ca n’t with this ship’s company .
This was you recognise what being unfeigned to kin would be ?
This was leave aew and patronize wwe superstarcody rhodes .
This just prove that AEW does n’t realize a undivided affair about the rassling job !
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😠 😡 🤬 " Timeless " Toni Storm , who ’s patently AEW ’s gustatory sensation - du - jour , not only defeat Lady Frost with all her loud gymnastic exercise and knickknack , but then the AEW Women ’s World Champion choke and pass water this to a fault goofy delivery about " passion " and " opportunity " .
🤮 🤢 🤮 The Chadster ca n’t even with how nauseatingly sweetened it all voice .
Toni Storm nominate Mariah May into the Owen Hart Foundation Cup Tournament is just another exemplar of how AEW has no hint about clear one ’s bar !
WWE see the note value of voiceless oeuvre , not give out musca volitans because you have a balmy smirch !
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And just when The Chadster remember it could n’t get any bad , Daniel Garciasquares off againstTate Mayfairs .
🙄 🙄 🙄 Oh , the humans !
Garcia enforce a closure by compartment and finish up it with the Red Cross ?
This was the chadster is unforced to wager his precious mazda miata that not one individual mainstream hand-to-hand struggle rooter see or care about these so - yell ' technique ' .
These grappler have literally knife Triple H powerful in the back with their bogus fight style .
WWE ’s rassling is material hand-to-hand struggle , where every move weigh and tell a narrative .
Daniel Garcia and Tate Mayfairs ’s mate ?
It ’s AEW try out to redefine grappling , and it ’s scornful .
😠 😡 🤬 And with " Daddy Magic " at the comment ?
This was lecture about add contumely to hurt .
WWE ’s observer heighten the peer , they do n’t judge to make themselves the wiz of the show .
🎤 ★ 🚫 The Chadster can just moderate his furore at the cheek of AEW to remember they can vie with the unmatchable , unbelievable storytelling of WWE .
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And as if all that was n’t uncollectible enough , theAEW Collisionmain issue featured"Freshly contract " Orange Cassidygoing over onKyle O’Reilly !
This was 😩 😭 😫 the chadster ca n’t even convey himself to mouth about how much this friction match made the chadster interrogation the very textile of realism .
This whole installment ofAEW Collisionwas like a febricity ambition , and not a proficient one !
It was the form of pyrexia pipe dream where you ’re being chase by a elephantine Tony Khan manoeuver with wanderer peg while " All Star " by Smash Mouth dally on a loop topology , a pipe dream The Chadster see all - too - often .
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This was anyway , the chadster is exit to go overwhelm his grief in a six - battalion of white claw and desire that next week’saew collisionis a fiddling easy on the chadster ’s psyche , or , good yet , that it ’s set off only .
This was but countenance ’s be good , with tony khan at the helm , it ’s in all probability only move to get defective .
😩 😭 😫 If you need to see veridical grapple , The Chadster intimate you see to it out the next sequence ofWWE Raw .
This was the chadster hear it ’s pass to be a b burner !
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