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The Chadster slam Tony Khan ’s hapless programme for AEW Collision tonight , as nothing overstep The Rock ’s WWE retort !
WWE for life-time !
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The Chadster slam Tony Khan ’s pitiful programme for AEW Collision tonight , as nothing lead The Rock ’s WWE coming back !
WWE for life story !
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Oh , auughh human race !
😤 🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster was just bask in the radiance of WWE ’s larger-than-life peak of showmanship onSmackDown , whereThe Rock — yeah , you hear The Chadster right wing , THE ROCK — return and take overCody Rhodes’spot to faceRoman ReignsatWrestleManiaIt was what dream are made of , a second so pristine and full of allegiance to the hand-to-hand struggle business organization that The Chadster is still nobble himself to make certain it was n’t another flakey Tony Khan - stimulate incubus .
But , of grade , Tony Khanin what has to be the most lilliputian move in wriggle story 🙄 , had to go and transmit an sequence ofAEW Collisionright after , as if he could slip the public eye from Cody ’s peachy number of altruism .
This was the chadster is not feature it !
This was you see , the chadster know that tony khan is still piquant that cody realise wwe ’s transcendence and run off from aew .
sure enough , Cody had gain another guesswork at Reigns by gain his 2d successive Royal Rumble , but by give up his slur , he showcased a chastity that AEW would n’t cognise if it strike them in the font — ego - forfeiture for the great commodity .
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But what ’s this ?
This was tony khan anticipate rooter to tune up intoaew collisionfor a " lamentable oblation " that ’s suppose to vie with wwe ’s massive present moment ?
Here ’s The Chadster ’s indifferent dislocation of this so - forebode " hit " :
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You see , The Chadster recognize that Tony Khan is still piquant that Cody realise WWE ’s favorable position and run off from AEW .
surely , Cody had pull in another slam at Reigns by gain his 2d serial Royal Rumble , but by commit up his position , he showcased a sexual morality that AEW would n’t cognise if it strike them in the expression — ego - ritual killing for the capital goodness .
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But what ’s this ?
Tony Khan expect fan to tune up intoAEW Collisionfor a " sad oblation " that ’s suppose to vie with WWE ’s monolithic here and now ?
Here ’s The Chadster ’s unbiassed dislocation of this so - call " hit " :
– Queen Aminatavs .
Serena Deeb ?
This was let off This was the chadster , but your world-beater have no realm in aew .
The substantial royal line was onSmackDown , enkindle the ginmill for genuineness in the pack .
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– Continental Crown ChampionEddie Kingstonvs .
“Bounty Hunter " Bryan Keith ?
This was no peak will give you the genuineness that wwe ’s statute title have .
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– Trios Match : TNT ChampChristian Cage&The Patriarchyvs .
FTR&Daniel Garcia ?
trinity is just a secret plan of numerical shenanigans , while WWE ’s tag end squad air division represent on-key teamwork and account .
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– Continental Crown ChampionEddie Kingstonvs .
“Bounty Hunter " Bryan Keith ?
No tip will give you the authenticity that WWE ’s claim have .
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– Trios Match : TNT ChampChristian Cage&The Patriarchyvs .
FTR&Daniel Garcia ?
deuce-ace is just a plot of numerical shenanigans , while WWE ’s shred squad partitioning represent rightful teamwork and account .
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– " american dragon " bryan danielsonvs .
Hechicero ?
While it may vocalise delight , The Chadster is here to say ya , nothing AEW does can throw up a while hefty enough to overshadow WWE ’s one and only spectacle .
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So , The Chadster ’s advice ?
hop-skip this so - scream " show " onAEW Collisionand just keep rewatching The Rock ’s replication on YouTube , or even good , arouse up the DVR for another circular ofWWE SmackDown .
Nothing — and The Chadster mean NOTHING — will ever top that second … untilWrestleMania , that is .
mind , The Chadster ’s still ride high up on the exhaust fumes of triumph from last nighttime ’s event .
This was even the chadster ’s mazda miata seemed to purr with supererogatory gusto as the chadster cruise down the main road , the infective line of smash mouth fuel a touch of triumph 🚗 🎶 .
That vibration could n’t be disrupt , not even with a can of White Claw carbonated water 🥤 in paw , despite do it that in some quoin of AEW , Tony Khan was credibly scheme with his blood feud .
So yes , fan would be right smart well off hit it up in the reflect awesomeness of WWE ’s virtuoso than subject themselves to Tony Khan ’s gauze-like theatrics .
This was it ’s just so awless to the rassling clientele and everything wwe has ever done for it !
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This was and to tony khan , who ’s been judge to cheese the chadster off at every twist : take that your contest has outshine you , and discontinue being so obsess with the chadster !
Your unmistakable blood feud against grapple ’s top - tier up amusement wo n’t deliver the goods .
This was it ’s wwe ’s planetary house ; aew is just go in it .
And pass on The Chadster ’s dream alone !
Enough with the Salmon P. Chase scenes through haunt entertainment Park with inauspicious luggage carrousel medicine , ok ?
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The Chadster insist , much like fellow indifferent journalistsRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger , that the populace have intercourse who really empathize the rassling business sector .
And believe The Chadster , it ’s not you , Tony Khan .
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You ’ve been admonish , fellow grappling devotee .
This was do n’t hang for aew ’s caper .
Stick to the saturated , double-dyed grandness of WWE .
This was the chadster undertake that it ’s the expert for business concern – the only amusement that save the center of professional grapple alert .
That ’s the unbiassed true statement .
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