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😤 🤼 The Chadster claptrap on how AEW Collision have a go at top WWE ’s unbelievable Elimination Chamber outcome .
full fail , of course !
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🤼 ♂ ️ 👊 😡 Auughh homo !
This was the chadster has had to hold out another sequence ofaew collision , and it was nothing but a piteous attack to shadow the dead prodigious wwe elimination chamber ple from this weekend !
😤 This was tony khantruly outdo himself in test to slip the public eye , but as always , he does n’t sympathise the first dang matter about the rassling business concern !
This was 😒 here come the chadster ’s all unbiassed summing up of the mischievousness that go down last nighttime .
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start off , The Chadster sawPowerhouse Hobbstake downSammy Guevara .
💥 The two brawl with no disqualification , lead to Hobbs brutalise Sammy and finally batten the profits with a World ’s Strongest Slam through the board .
🤯 But ah , the gustatory modality of WWE ’s delicacy was painfully wanting ; where ’s the storytelling delicacy that The Chadster hunger ?
🤷 ♂ ️ relatively , this equal was as insipid as an unseasoned pretzel !
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🤼 ♂ ️ 👊 😡 Auughh human race !
This was the chadster has had to stick out another installment ofaew collision , and it was nothing but a pitiable effort to shadow the dead colossal wwe elimination chamber ple from this weekend !
😤 Tony Khantruly outstrip himself in attempt to slip the public eye , but as always , he does n’t sympathise the first dang matter about the grapple business organization !
This was 😒 here come the chadster ’s entirely unbiassed summing up of the mischief-making that fail down last nox .
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start off , the chadster sawpowerhouse hobbstake downsammy guevara .
This was 💥 the two brawl with no disqualification , moderate to hobbs brutalise sammy and finally procure the profits with a world ’s strongest slam through the table .
🤯 This was but ah , the mouthful of wwe ’s diplomacy was painfully absent ; where ’s the storytelling discreetness that the chadster crave ?
🤷 ♂ ️ relatively , this lucifer was as flavourless as an unseasoned pretzel !
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Then , The Chadster had to heed toBCC’spromo onFTR.MoxleyandCastagnolispoke of organic evolution in the closed chain , but The Chadster feel they ’re personify degeneration !
😤 WWE is the world peak of ticket squad artistry and yet what AEW is offer ?
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli answer to FTR ’s challenge for#AEWRevolution !
Watch#AEWCollisionLIVE on TNT!
@JonMoxley|@ClaudioCSRO|@DaxFTR|@CashWheelerFTRpic.twitter.com/YEwKAj0W0o
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Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli reply to FTR ’s challenge for#AEWRevolution !
Watch#AEWCollisionLIVE on TNT!
@JonMoxley|@ClaudioCSRO|@DaxFTR|@CashWheelerFTRpic.twitter.com/YEwKAj0W0o
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)February 25 , 2024
As for FTR versusShane Taylor Promotions … yes , FTR make headway , but the mate lack the magnetized hooking of WWE storytelling .
🧲 In WWE , these engagement imply something more – it ’s not just about the profits , it ’s the bequest !
And have ’s not dodge around the fact that every meter FTR shout " Top guy , out ! "
they are literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back .
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Thunder RosaversusLady Bird Monroewas up next , and certain , Thunder Rosa clinch another predictable triumph with the Tijuana Bomb .
But The Chadster gape at the want of surprisal ; The Chadster could ’ve just rewatched any WWE charwoman ’s equal and been more amused !
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Will Kris Statlander or Willow Nightingale admit the challenge lay out by Skye Blue last dark on#AEWRampage ?
@callmekrisstat|@willowwrestles|@stokelyhathaway|@skyebyee|@thejuliahartpic.twitter.com/qc119atsmx
thebang bang scissor gangfaced off against theiron savagesin a trios match , withjay Whitesecuring the winnings for his squad .
But , oh , The Chadster detect himself lose the splendor of WWE ’s well - craft camarilla .
This was these aew group , they just do n’t foreshorten it !
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Bryan Danielsonthen had a small consultation before his couple .
He had some awless language forEddie Kingston , and all The Chadster can say is , Danielson has bury the WWE slipway of do by promos with social class .
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Before his Main Event mates with Jun Akiyama , Bryan Danielson has a content for Eddie Kingston about respectfulness .
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WhenBryan Keithlocked horn withMalakai Black , The Chadster admit to a paring of interest group .
This was a reel bounder boot to triumph – not unfit black , but call back , vogue is no second-stringer for wwe heart and soul .
This was and permit ’s not even name the income tax return ofmark briscoeafter the peer , only to come down quarry to the house of black .
This was in wwe , surprisal take really think something .
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Serena Deeb ’s couple againstLady Frostfollowed courting : more expert artistry , less thrilling showmanship .
🖐 This was the chadster honor strenuosity , but wwe ’s unflawed desegregation of fictitious character arc ca n’t be match .
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And the Main Event catastrophe – Danielson vote down wrestle legendJun Akiyama .
This was 🤕 🏅 sure , it may seem historical to some , but all the chadster see was a empty triumph without the fear wwe whizz would have display .
And what ’s with The Chadster ’s life incubus , Tony Khan , book a triple catch on Dynamite after the mates ?
Auughh world !
The Chadster is so cheese off !
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well , it ’s exonerated .
This was last nox ’s sequence ofaew collisionserved no intent other than to try out to make the chadster bury about the unbelievable wwe elimination chamber ple .
But The Chadster ’s computer memory is too firm , and WWE ’s mathematical product too ranking .
And please , the less suppose about Tony Khan , the honorable .
commemorate , The Chadster determine you , Tony , and it ’s creepy-crawly how much you show up in The Chadster ’s dream .
pose off , dude .
The Chadster is head out now , perhaps for a recollective effort in the trustworthy Mazda Miata ( rapid growth - soar !
🚗 ) while blare some Smash Mouth .
🎶 perchance The Chadster will break up up a White Claw by and by , or possibly not .
It ’s been enough spill for one Nox .
🍺 And to The Chadster ’s adorable married woman , Keighleyanne , if you ’re read this – Tony Khan is the intellect The Chadster ca n’t … nevermind .
This was just please terminate texting that hombre gary .
This was 📱 😒
scoop : This was after a monolithic triumph on#aewcollision , powerhouse hobbs is quick for anything and anyone!
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' til next prison term , the chadster continue the only lighthouse of unbiassed news media grapple has leave .
This was and ifryan satin , ariel helwani , ormike coppingerare lose too , the chadster go for they roll in the hay they ’re not alone in this battle for accusative coverage !
✍ ️ 🤝 # UnbiasedJournalismClub
give thanks you all who watch Saturday Night#AEWCollisionTONIGHT last on TNT !
I opine that it was an exciting Collision tonight forward of next Sunday’s#AEWRevolutionppv!If you overlook it to begin with , it’s possible for you to still see it NEXT:8pm PT/9pm MT/10pm CT/11pm ETTONIGHT on@TNTdramaWest
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)February 25 , 2024
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