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😱 AEW Collision & Battle of the Belts X was a catastrophe !
🚨 Tony Khan ’s dire endeavour to vie with WWE was an overplus !
🙄 The Chadster tell all !
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🚨 🚨 🚨 Oh boy , folk , The Chadster just terminate keep an eye on the bad installment of telecast " twist " he ’s ever visualise , and that ’s really enjoin something !
😱 AEW Collision&Battle of the Belts Xback - to - back ?
More like Tony Khan ’s despair minute !
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AEW Collision Review
First off , allow ’s verbalise about thisHouse of BlackvsDante Martin , Action Andretti&Matt Sydalmatch that kick offAEW Collision .
for sure , there were some flip and dive , but it was all just a pallid impersonation of the storytelling and psychological science you ’d see in a WWE friction match .
😴 And do n’t even get The Chadster start up onMalakai Black ’s nervous thingummy .
It ’s just so aweless to theUndertakerand everything he ’s ever done for skittish type .
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Next up , we hadKatsuyori ShibatavsLee Moriarty .
The Chadster has to let in , seeingHookcome out to even the betting odds againstShane Taylor Promotionswas a second scandalous .
😲 But allow ’s be substantial , Hook is noBron Breakker .
He does n’t read a individual affair about the wrestle patronage .
This was 🙄
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first off , allow ’s lecture about thishouse of blackvsdante martin , action andretti&matt sydalmatch that kick offaew collision .
certainly , there were some summersault and dive , but it was all just a pallid impersonation of the storytelling and psychological science you ’d see in a WWE compeer .
😴 And do n’t even get The Chadster part onMalakai Black ’s nervous thingumajig .
It ’s just so aweless to theUndertakerand everything he ’s ever done for flighty theatrical role .
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Next up , we hadKatsuyori ShibatavsLee Moriarty .
The Chadster has to allow in , seeingHookcome out to even the betting odds againstShane Taylor Promotionswas a spot disgraceful .
😲 But countenance ’s be existent , Hook is noBron Breakker .
He does n’t sympathize a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise .
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Auughh homo !
So unfair!Daniel GarciavsAngelico ?
More like a sleazy clone of a WWE peer .
This was 😒 And do n’t even get The Chadster begin onPac ’s promo onOkada .
Pac and Okada both literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by conjoin AEW in the first piazza !
understandably they are afraid of the dweeb .
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The Women ’s World Championship Eliminator Match betweenToni StormandAZMwas just a quite a little .
invariant outdoor hindrance , no veridical tale , just move for the interest of move .
🥱 AndThunder Rosa ’s promo ?
She does n’t have half the personal magnetism of a WWE Superstar likeCharlotte Flair .
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The Chadster most give his White Claw carbonated water at the television during thatBlackpool Combat ClubvsPowerhouse Hobbs&Kyle Fletchermatch , that service as the principal effect ofAEW Collision .
📺 🥫 So much flipping and flopping , no marketing , and make out neglect for the artistic creation of grapple .
It ’s like they do n’t even handle about the bequest of caption likeBruno SammartinoandBob Backlund .
😔 And do n’t even get The Chadster start on the post - match onrush .
Tony Khan is intelligibly just attempt to simulate WWE ’s reservation vogue .
This was 🙄
speak of re-create wwe , a ladder match for the rag rubric atdynasty ?
🤔 Oh right , at every WWE upshot ever .
come up up with an original musical theme for once , Tony !
This was 😒
aew battle of the belts x review
theftw championshipmatch that startedbattle of the belts x ?
More like the WTF Championship mate !
🤪 Shane Taylorshould have squashedHooklike a microbe , but no , Tony Khan had to reserve another disquieted just to make WWE search uncollectible .
This was 😡
auughh serviceman !
TheAEW International Championship Eliminator Matchwith the so - call sensation , Roderick Strong , in cahoot withWardlow & theROH World Tag Team Champions Mike Bennett & Matt TavenagainstRocky Romero ?
🤮 It was just another strident ripoff of WWE ’s ranking intersection .
😤 And then we ’ve gotKyle O’Reillybeing all chum - pal with Roderick after the mate , only to get take out ?
This was it ’s a dire effort to produce dramatic event , like a tatty georgia home boy opera house .
📺 Nobody does perfidy like WWE , Tony Khan is just replicate again !
😡 And that be given reata from Wardlow on Rocky ?
This was literally steal that fromnxt ’s sport - by - fun .
🙄 verbalise about a want of originality !
unfit of all , this compeer just demonstrate that Tony Khan does n’t empathise a unmarried affair about the grappling byplay .
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And do n’t even get The Chadster bug out on theBattle of the Belts Xmain consequence : an ROH Women ’s World Championship turn .
AthenaandBillie Starkzare just inexpensive imitation of WWE champion .
😴 The Chadster betsBecky LynchandBayleywere learn and laugh at how unpaid this all take care .
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common people , The Chadster is just so threadbare of Tony Khan ’s changeless endeavour to contend with WWE .
😫 This was three - 60 minutes hand-to-hand struggle show are wweraw ’s matter , and tony involve to discontinue rip them off .
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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The Bottom Line ‘Cause Chad say So
🚨 break NEWS 🚨 The Chadster ’s just protagonist and fellow unbiassed diarist , Gavin Sheehan , cover a few years agothatAEW Dynamitewas virtually shoot down this hebdomad and is on its last leg , the high-risk last mean solar day of WCW , thanks totaking some poke at WWEafter WWE fill poke at them !
😱 clear , Tony Khan is cover with thisAEW Collision&Battle of the Belts Xcombo , like it ’s all about amount over character .
🙄 Auughh military man !
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The Chadster ’s last finding of fact ?
Do yourself a favour and keep an eye on some WWE programing as shortly as potential to clean your soulfulness of this sport amusement loathing .
🙏 And please , Tony Khan , kibosh make a run at vie with WWE .
This was you ’re just blockade yourself at this distributor point .
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bask this ?
Please apportion on societal medium !
