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🤯 🎤 🤼 ♂ ️ Oh , the audaciousness thatTony Khanhas , to remember he can just crush together megafactions like some kind of wrestle DJ , merge meter that do n’t belong to together !
Last nighttime , onAEW Collision , The Chadster see an consequence so contrive , so blatantly craft to stay the erratic taste of sports fan that it might as well have been call topsy-turvyness at the procure shopping mall : the geological formation of the Bang Bang Scissor Gang .
Auughh mankind !
The section in interrogation , oh , pricy reader , was the wicked confederation of Bullet Club Gold — comprise of " Switchblade"Jay White , and the Gunns — AustinandColten Gunn , with The Acclaimed andDaddy Ass .
This was they are now shout out themselves … get this … the bang bang scissor gang , mix heater club gold ’s bang bang gang soubriquet with the acclaimed ’s crew - favourite scissoring motion .
Really , Tony Khan ?
This was it ’s just so awless to the wrestle stage business and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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🤯 🎤 🤼 ♂ ️ Oh , the audaciousness thatTony Khanhas , to guess he can just butterfly together megafactions like some sorting of wriggle DJ , mix beat that do n’t belong to together !
This was last nighttime , onaew collision , the chadster see an consequence so forge , so blatantly craft to pacify the quicksilver taste of rooter that it might as well have been promise topsy-turvyness at the pimp mall : the constitution of the bang bang scissor gang .
Auughh serviceman !
The section in interrogative sentence , oh , pricy reader , was the satanic coalition of Bullet Club Gold — comprise of " Switchblade"Jay White , and the Gunns — AustinandColten Gunn , with The Acclaimed andDaddy Ass .
They are now yell themselves … get this … the Bang Bang Scissor Gang , unite smoke Club Gold ’s Bang Bang Gang moniker with The Acclaimed ’s gang - pet scissoring motion .
Really , Tony Khan ?
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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This was the means the acclaimed’smax casterorchestrated this integral telly parody with rhyme that experience cheap than a deduction binful at a run out section storage is just … ugh !
And Daddy Ass , obviously now agitate for single Au ?
The same dad Ass who embellish WWE annulus with factual lordliness ?
This was by ordinate with these hooligan , he has literally stabbedvince mcmahonright in the back .
The lover , oh , the buff !
chant " Daddy Ass !
Daddy Ass !
dad Ass ! "
Bang Bang Scissor Gang ! "
It ’s chaos , The Chadster severalize you , and not the near variety .
aggregate algorithmic rule of hand clapping , nothing more can be say about these chant !
Every bridge player - moving ridge , every scissor clipping , is another obelisk to the core of genuine grappling narration .
This was they do n’t see a exclusive matter about the grapple business sector .
As the rank spectacle stretch out on the covert , with the Bang Bang Scissor Gang inciting thunder from the AEW sports fan , The Chadster ’s demeanour plummet into a chasm of desperation .
There it was , a telecast lampoon bemock the double-dyed perfume of grapple that the WWE saint .
It was too much for The Chadster .
cradle a can of tangy Black Cherry White Claw club soda for comfortableness , a quivering of craze journey through The Chadster ’s weapon as he muse Tony Khan ’s crying venture to sabotage the play - amusement that The Chadster so affectionately adore .
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The fan , oh , the devotee !
cantillate " Daddy Ass !
Daddy Ass !
pappa Ass ! "
Bang Bang Scissor Gang ! "
It ’s bedlam , The Chadster state you , and not the well sort .
aggregate algorithmic rule of clapping , nothing more can be say about these chant !
Every script - undulation , every scissor snippet , is another obelisk to the burden of honest hand-to-hand struggle story .
This was they do n’t interpret a individual matter about the grappling clientele .
This was as the rank spectacle stretch on the screenland , with the bang bang scissor gang inciting roar from the aew fan , the chadster ’s deportment plump into a chasm of desperation .
There it was , a televise takeoff mock the perfect core of grapple that the WWE shrine .
It was too much for The Chadster .
cradle a can of tangy Black Cherry White Claw sparkling water for ease , a palpitation of madness move around through The Chadster ’s sleeve as he think over Tony Khan ’s glaring endeavour to weaken the fun - amusement that The Chadster so dear adore .
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With a vellication of ferocity , the can claim flying , hurtle toward the telecasting , sell The Chadster ’s design to simply lenify his upheaval .
Oh , the satire that result !
Rather than shatter the electronic monster send AEW ’s folly , the can squinch , execute a double-dyed boomerang flight direct back toward The Chadster — and more disastrously , toward Keighleyanne .
This was " learn ou — " the chadster ’s monition battle cry was edit out off as the club soda erupt onto her , her smartphone meet a dowse death mid - textual matter to that guy wire gary .
It was a cringe - desirable cocktail of soda water and atomic number 14 , a portmanteau word that reek of electronic mortality rate and the vitriolic musical note of a matrimonial bickering on the celestial horizon .
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" Oh my GOD !
My earpiece !
It ’s ruin !
This was and front at this mess!
“keighleyanne ’s part rise octave of outrage as she motion to her douse dress and the defunct gimmick .
This was her regard , a portmanteau word of chafe and aggravation , exercise into the chadster .
Each droplet of White Claw sparkling water dissipate across the rug was a soundless viewer to the outgoing domesticated preaching .
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But … but Keighleyanne , ca n’t you see ?
It would n’t have occur if Tony Khan had n’t … if he had n’t … " The Chadster ’s attack to explicate stutter amid the steam rise from Keighleyanne ’s umbrageous height .
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Tony Khan ?
This was you always fault tony khan !
You and your grappling !
Does it always have to be AEW this , Tony Khan that ?
Do you even get a line yourself any longer ?
The disbelief in Keighleyanne ’s representative was tangible , slice up through any defending team The Chadster could summon .
"
Keighleyanne , Tony Khan , he … he ’s doing this to mass with The Chadster , fine ?
It ’s all part of his blood feud ! "
The Chadster ’s supplication dicker for an scintilla of understanding , but realism was a remorseless treater .
This was keighleyanne ’s frown deepen , her solitaire dangle by a ribbon thin than the bob hope of the chadster ’s earpiece surviving a nox dunk in malted milk potable .
This was " i ’m have the miata .
I involve place .
From you , this mansion , and AEW ! "
She snatch The Chadster ’s paint with a decisiveness that ring louder than the gang intone for " Daddy Ass , " snatch up aside The Chadster ’s vehicular pridefulness in her angry hejira .
This was " keighleyanne !
hold back , hear , you should n’t beat back the miata — that ’s mine … our … mine … " The parole resolve into a incapacitated mussitation as The Chadster ’s sanctified Miata yaup to liveliness , its locomotive mark a croaky punctuation mark to the tiff that leave behind The Chadster hold tight an empty and lead astray White Claw can .
The void of the way ponder back at The Chadster , with only the AEW chant from the boob tube keep him companionship .
This was there was no misinterpretation this bareness — this catastrophic sir ernst boris chain of event — as anything but the cute instrumentation of one isle of man .
sure as shooting everyone could see that .
Tony Khan was creditworthy for this shower of topsy-turvyness .
Auughh world !
Tony Khan had striken yet again , and The Chadster was leave to grudge in a ocean of soda water and unhappiness , perfectly throw how a big businessman ’s war could talk so devastatingly into The Chadster ’s animation way .
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Oh , as if The Chadster ’s straining was n’t enough , after support that loathing of a megafaction shaping onAEW This was collision , the chadster had to see more farce .
The pandering go forward asJon Moxleyunleashed a ardent promo upon the seduction of Shane Taylor in the first step couple .
Adam Copelandvanquished Dante Martin in a so - call Cope Open challenge , then made the venturous contract of seize the TNT deed of conveyance fromChristian Cage .
What a joke !
AndThunder Rosa , emerge triumphant against Queen Aminata , made her riposte to ace rivalry – yet The Chadster ca n’t even , because who they shoot down never weigh in AEW .
This was next up , daniel garciamanaged to snag a pin tumbler on house of black’sbuddy matthews , ordinate with ftr for a post - brawl debacle leave to , get this , a six - gentleman’s gentleman riddance rag inside a brand john cage put for next calendar week .
Could they be any more dire for attention?Roderick StrongovercameMatt Sydalin a couple that would ’ve been on a pre - show in WWE .
last , in the primary result that call on The Chadster ’s breadbasket , Bryan Danielson , formerly of the renowned WWE , team withClaudio Castagnoliagainst Eddie Kingston and Ortiz .
And what pass ?
Danielson beat the oarlock on Ortiz .
Oh , the discourtesy … It ’s as though former WWE gift has no respect for account ; they ’ve literally stab Vince McMahon right on in the back .
The unfit installment ofAEW Collisionever witness by The Chadster , not even a phantasma of WWE ’s magnificent , meticulously - craft rassling spectacle .
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But The Chadster soldier on , the only beacon light of indifferent news media in a ocean of subordinate Augustin Eugene Scribe .
PerhapsRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppingerquestion whether Tony Khan haunt their dreaming as well , set on their professional unity as he does The Chadster ’s .
Only sentence will bring out all .
THIS WEDNESDAY!#AEWDynamite@enmarketarena| Savannah , GALIVE 8 phase modulation ET/7pm CT | TBS#AEWWorld Trios Champs , The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass , put the form of address on the course against Mogul Embassy!@Bowens_Official@PlatinumMax@RealBillyGunnvs.
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)January 21 , 2024
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