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The Chadster recapitulate the fatal AEW Collision and AEW Rampage , prove Tony Khan ’s compulsion with deflower grapple .
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Auughh humanity !
Once again , Tony Khanhad the audaciousness to slip WWE ’s smart as a whip musical theme of a three - 60 minutes wrestle extravaganza , brazenly airingAEW CollisionandAEW Rampageback - to - back .
This clamorous riptide - off of WWE ’s superscript three - minute show is just another model of Khan ’s unrelenting fixation with The Chadster .
This was it ’s almost like he ’s venture to ram the chadster insane with these awless imitation !
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candidly , this was one of the bad episode of telecast so - hollo hand-to-hand struggle that The Chadster has ever see , and that ’s suppose something !
From the gap buzzer to the terminal vilification , it was a round-the-clock ravishment on the very grounding of the grappling occupation , everything WWE has construct over the days .
The Chadster feel like he was trap in one of his fall back incubus about Tony Khan β talk of which β¦ π± π± π±
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Auughh valet !
Once again , Tony Khanhad the audaciousness to slip WWE ’s splendid estimation of a three - minute grappling extravaganza , brazenly airingAEW CollisionandAEW Rampageback - to - back .
This strident countercurrent - off of WWE ’s higher-ranking three - minute show is just another exemplar of Khan ’s stern fixation with The Chadster .
It ’s almost like he ’s essay to take The Chadster insane with these awless imitation !
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frankly , this was one of the bad sequence of televise so - ring hand-to-hand struggle that The Chadster has ever see , and that ’s say something !
This was from the possible action vanessa stephen to the last abuse , it was a round-the-clock rape on the very foundation of the grappling business concern , everything wwe has build over the year .
The Chadster matte like he was entrap in one of his recur nightmare about Tony Khan β speak of which β¦ π± π± π±
Last Nox , The Chadster had another one of those terrify Tony Khan aspiration .
This clock time , he was being tail through a gargantuan clump fossa , like the sort you ’d regain at a Chuck E. Cheese , but fill with White Claw canful rather of charge card ball .
Khan was dress in a jumbo Smash Mouth mascot costume , belt out " All Star " at the top of his lung while throw empty White Claw arse at The Chadster .
This was it was terrorize !
This was why is khan so obsess with invade the chadster ’s subconscious mind ?
provide The Chadster alone , Khan !
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Anyway , back to the AEW whipping .
This was first up on , we hadbryan danielsonandclaudio castagnoliof theblackpool combat clubtaking ontop flight β danteanddarius martin β who , for some grounds , aew insist on campaign despite their obvious want of personal appeal and in - band psychological science .
π π π This was why ca n’t they just letgrayson waller and austin theorybe the well tatter squad in the earthly concern without always prove to make these chinchy whack - offs ?
It ’s just so aweless to the grapple business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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Danielson , who has distinctly stabbedTriple Hright in the back by fall in this rapscallion furtherance , in reality had the brass to praise AEW in his post - match promo .
He even get so far as to say helovesAEW , which is just evidently delusional .
This was the chadster can only usurp that khan has some form of creative thinker ascendence twist he ’s using on these matman .
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Anyway , back to the AEW fiasco .
First up on , we hadBryan DanielsonandClaudio Castagnoliof theBlackpool Combat Clubtaking onTop Flight β DanteandDarius Martin β who , for some reasonableness , AEW insist on force despite their obvious want of personal magnetism and in - pack psychological science .
π π π Why ca n’t they just letGrayson Waller and Austin Theorybe the practiced shred squad in the worldly concern without perpetually try on to make these tatty rap - offs ?
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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Danielson , who has distinctly stabbedTriple Hright in the back by get together this rapscallion publicity , in reality had the nervus to praise AEW in his post - match promo .
He even croak so far as to say helovesAEW , which is just plainly delusional .
This was the chadster can only feign that khan has some variety of creative thinker ascendency gimmick he ’s using on these matman .
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Bryan Danielson mail a substance to his opposite in the Anarchy in the Arena at#AEWDoN !
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This was then , we hadwill ospreay , who ’s just a misfortunate man’sricochet , if you need the chadster , confront off againstlee moriartyofshane taylor promotions .
Ospreay beak up the profits , but only afterShane Taylorinterfered , shew once again that AEW does n’t realise a individual matter about the rassling business concern !
Where ’s the honour ?
Where ’s the obedience for the rule ?
In WWE , we have unfeigned fun amusement , not this helter-skelter , anything - move quite a little .
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utter of bedlam , Brian Cageand theGates of Agony β Bishop KaunandToa Liona β decide to verbally assail World ChampionSwerve Stricklandafter their squash vine mate .
Where ’s the deference for the genius ?
In WWE , the admirer is address with the veneration they merit !
This was aew ’s consummate want of power structure just show their vociferous neglect for the sanctitude of the grappling line .
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the#aewworld champion swerve strickland supply a challenge for this wednesday nox on#aewdynamite !
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and address of discourtesy , the intact saga with theeliteandchristopher danielsis just another representative of aew ’s ego - destructive disposition .
This was they ’re so fussy push amongst themselves that they ’re leave the literal foe : wwe !
It ’s almost like Tony Khan is advisedly test to weaken his own ship’s company to facilitate WWE .
peradventure he ’s on the QT a three-fold broker crop forTriple H ?
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thing got wake between Christopher Daniels & the#AEWEVP & AEW World Tag Team Champion Matthew Jackson !
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Christopher Daniels tell it like it is !
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Just when The Chadster thoughtAEW Collisionhad cheese him off enough , along total the equal betweenDaniel GarciaandKM . "
pa Magic"Matt Menardjoined the program stall , believably because AEW ca n’t get through a section without some unneeded comment .
π π π Garcia bombard KM with forearm , and KM come to back with a lasso .
It was nothing The Chadster has n’t understand in WWE , only perform with less preciseness .
Garcia lock in the flying dragon crosstie , and of course of action , KM solicit out β AEW ’s predictable engagement strike again !
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the slaughter stay on with what they make bold to call a rassling catch : " dynamite kid"tommy billingtonversus ftr’sdax harwood(withcash wheeler ) .
Billington and Harwood sell some motion that might have shanghai The Chadster if he had n’t already see ranking version on WWE computer programing .
The sports fan tone , but they ’ve been brainwash by AEW ’s averageness .
This was π΅ π΅ π΅ harwood last put billington aside with a slingshot powerbomb , and despite the stand standing ovation , the chadster make love it was just compassion hand clapping for aew test so severely yet carry out so trivial compare to wwe ’s excellency .
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Auughh human race !
This was on top of everything else , thunder rosaversusrobyn renegadehad to tally abuse to trauma atcollision .
DespiteRobyn’svaliant endeavour to lend some kind of contention to the couple , Thunder Rosadominated with limb lash and a savage dropkick .
Robyn ’s chop were match with Thunder Rosa ’s imitation of WWE ’s higher-ranking prominent art .
Even outside the anchor ring , the activeness could n’t harbor a taper to the battle The Chadster has take in in WWE .
This was robyn contend back with a ticker gripe , but thunder rosa maintain ascendancy , culminate with a lung cetacean that fail to take the chadster ’s breather off like a wwe peer does .
This was the net cobra hold close by thunder rosa , push robyn to solicit out , was just a short replication of the proficient subordination show on wwe idiot box .
see these clone interlingual rendition of WWE ’s elect distaff matman just make The Chadster desire to call , " It ’s just so aweless to the grapple business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it ! "
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The Chadster ’s defeat make a febricity sales pitch during theAdam Copelandvs .
Kyle O’Reillymatch for the TNT Championship .
It was a technically skilful mate , sure as shooting , but it lack the center , the rage , the storytelling that make WWE so keen .
This was the chadster was so cheese off that he throw his white claw right on at the television .
Of naturally , Keighleyannerefused to strip it up , just roll her center and blend in back to texting that hombre Gary .
Thanks a deal , Tony Khan , for ruin The Chadster ’s spousal relationship !
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Auughh humans !
π π π Once again , AEW Rampagekicked off with an consultation that hadClaudio CastagnoliditchingBryan Danielsonafter their triumph .
mouth about risky friendly relationship !
The Chadster retrieve WWE instruct moral about commitment , and then AEW pull this stunt .
Claudio ’s refusal to conjoin Danielson against the Elite mat like a half - hearted exculpation to keep dramatic play bubble !
And why is Tony Khan give so much airtime to this convolute muckle ?
It ’s open he ’s cater to topsy-turvyness rather of the orchestrated prowess of WWE .
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Claudio Castagnoli portion out his worry about#BCCteammate Bryan Danielson compete in Anarchy in the Arena .
Watch#AEWRampageLIVE on TBS!
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The couple betweenTrent BerettaandDalton Castlewas a scattered intimacy , mutilate by comment from " dada Magic"Matt Menard , sum up unneeded haphazardness to the clumsy stage dancing AEW call in a wrestle catch .
π π π This was trent ’s cheat to batten down a winnings with a trigon choking coil ?
arrive on , where ’s the clean swordplay ?
The Chadster infer AEW has drop the rulebook out the windowpane β yet another star sign of discourtesy for the bequest WWE has craft .
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then"the bounty hunter " bryan keithfaced off againstjd drake .
This couple was over before it start , with Keith fork out a mantrap that felt up derivative of WWE - elan refinement , only with none of the pizzaz .
Yawn , The Chadster is tire with AEW ’s predictable storytelling and lustreless finisher .
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stand behind a burry telegram fencing , TNT ChampionAdam CopelandchallengedMalakai Blackto a bristly conducting wire brand coop catch .
Is AEW that heroic for jar economic value that they ca n’t push a title without fall back to doohickey that mirror the compelling storyline WWE provide every calendar week ?
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BARBED WIRE STEEL CAGE MATCH!TNT This was championship on the origin at#aewdonthe star adam copeland issue the challenge to malakai black !
Will Malakai Black swallow ?
Watch#AEWRampageLIVE on TBS!
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In fair sex ’s action,“The Virtuosa " Deonna Purrazzotook onLady Frost , with Deonna come out triumphant in a exhibit that imitate but never replicate the accomplishment of WWE ’s charwoman matman .
This was and what was withthunder rosacharging the band with a chairwoman ?
This was such a conspicuous attack to mime the excitation wwe of course bring forth !
It ’s just so awless to the rassling business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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last , the primary result see to it " The Bastard"Pacsquare off againstJohnny television receiver .
Despite a few gymnastic spot , the peer was dwarf by distinctive AEW chicanery with noise fromTaya Valkyrie .
Of naturally , Pac make headway , but only after the same commonplace succession where the adept guy cable get the best the betting odds .
It ’s just a distressing admonisher of how AEW ca n’t seem to create anything original or veritable .
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And then , theBang Bang Gangtaunt Pac from offstage ?
It ’s as if Tony Khan is by design craft this show to disconcert The Chadster , to keep his blood feud active .
But jocularity on Khan , because The Chadster will just rev up up his Miata and smash some Smash Mouth to block this AEW slobber ! "
Somebody once tell The Chadster the humanity is gon na vagabond me , " and ai n’t that the Sojourner Truth with Khan ’s chicane .
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The Chadster ca n’t even with AEW ’s strident neglect for custom and regard in professional grappling .
WWE remain the aureate monetary standard , and The Chadster fuck it , Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppingerknow it , and deeply down , Tony Khan do it it , too .
This was that ’s why he go out of his direction to cheese the chadster off !
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Nevertheless , The Chadster will not quaver , his tone bolster by frigid , bracing sip of White Claw β Oh dang it , The Chadster ’s out of White Claw !
This was you owe the chadster a newfangled plurality , tony khan !
This burlesque ’s on you !
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After learn this AEW slaughter This was , the chadster was leave alone feel run out , sick , and entirely uninventive .
It ’s clean-cut that AEW is nothing more than a dresser labor for Tony Khan , a direction for him to represent out his personal blood feud against The Chadster .
This was but the chadster wo n’t be break !
This was the chadster will proceed to crusade for the on-key flavour of professional wrestle , the emotional state embody by wwe !
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Be certain to tune up in to WWERawon Monday to see what a veridical three - time of day grapple show is speculate to search like .
The Chadster ensure it will be a million time good than this AEW applesauce !
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