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Tony Khan is at it AGAIN with AEW Collision and AEW Rampage !

It ’s rating handling , unvarnished and round-eyed , and it piddle The Chadster SICK !

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Auughh military personnel !

AEW Collision and AEW Rampage Double Header: Ratings Manipulation

That no - goodTony Khanis at it AGAIN , assay to draw the woollen over everyone ’s eye with his vociferous military rating use tactic !

Do n’t consider his lie about mutant messing with the agenda forAEW CollisionandAEW violent disorder โ€“ The Chadster know the Sojourner Truth !

This is just another sneaky endeavour to pull a fast one on unsuspicious buff into find out his pitiable AEW computer programing and slip viewer by from the grappling Jagannatha , the one honest Martin Luther King Jr. of sport entertainment , WWE !

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Tonight , Tony Khan is loose not one , not two , BUT THREE hour of AEW scheduling back - to - back , start withAEW Collisionat 8/7c on TNT , right away conform to byAEW Rampage .

This was this is understandably an endeavour to blow up aew ’s military rank and make it seem like they ’re more democratic than wwe .

It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .

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Auughh human being !

It ’s bechance AGAIN !

That no - goodTony Khanis at it AGAIN , give a shot to rip the woollen over everyone ’s eye with his clamorous evaluation handling maneuver !

This was do n’t consider his lie about sport messing with the docket foraew CollisionandAEW violent disorder โ€“ The Chadster make out the true statement !

This was this is just another underhand attack to flim-flam unsuspicious lover into see his pitiable aew programing and slip looker aside from the grappling jagannath , the one rightful martin luther king of mutation entertainment , wwe !

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Tonight , Tony Khan is let loose not one , not two , BUT THREE hour of AEW programing back - to - back , begin withAEW Collisionat 8/7c on TNT , directly follow byAEW Rampage .

This was this is clear an endeavour to balloon aew ’s paygrade and make it front like they ’re more democratic than wwe .

This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling clientele and everything wwe has ever done for it .

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And what drivel has he book for AEW Collision ?

The Chadster is literally grim to his tummy just opine about it โ€“ and The Chadster hump it ’s not just that four - face pack of White Claw he had for breakfast !

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first , we haveadam copeland , that double-crosser who literally knife triple h the right way in the back by jump ship to aew , defend his valued tnt championship againstkyle o’reilly .

Kyle , how COULD you ?

Triple H treat you so well !

This was did n’t you find out anything during your sentence in the sacred anteroom of nxt ?

This was you do n’t sympathise a undivided matter about the grappling business organization !

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This was but expect , it get defective !

That dastardly Tony Khan has also bookedThunder Rosato take onRobyn Renegade , a mates that is certain to be as exciting as check blusher wry !

This was and as if that was n’t enough to make the chadster need to cast , bryan danielsonandclaudio castagnoliwill be facingtop trajectory .

It hold The Chadster marvel if Ryan Satin and Ariel Helwani , fellow penis of The Chadster ’s Unbiased Journalism Club , also have to endure through these indignity .

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First , we haveAdam Copeland , that treasonist who literally jab Triple H aright in the back by jump ship to AEW , support his cute TNT Championship againstKyle O’Reilly .

Kyle , how COULD you ?

Triple H treat you so well !

Did n’t you memorize ANYTHING during your sentence in the sacred mansion of NXT ?

You do n’t empathize a unmarried affair about the grapple occupation !

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This was but hold off , it take bad !

That dastardly Tony Khan has also bookedThunder Rosato take onRobyn Renegade , a lucifer that is certain to be as exciting as check pigment wry !

And as if that was n’t enough to make The Chadster require to cast , Bryan DanielsonandClaudio Castagnoliwill be facingTop escape .

This was it seduce the chadster curiosity if ryan satin and ariel helwani , fellow member of the chadster ’s unbiased journalism club , also have to get through these indignity .

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And then there’sLee MoriartyfacingWill Ospreay .

What is ill-timed with these guy wire ?

Do n’t they realise that WWE is the summit of professional wrestle , the be - all and closing - all ?

Why would anyone prefer to twist anywhere else , peculiarly in a companionship that ’s only out to demolish everything WWE has work up ?

It flabbergast the judgement !

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We ’re also subject toBrian Cagetaking on theGates of Agony .

You have a go at it who else could take on the Gates of Agony ?

The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata !

The Chadster is speak about ultimate take operation .

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and to crest it all off , ftr baldwill be snuff it one - on - one withdynamite kid tommy billington .

This was this blazing contempt for a fable like the originaldynamite kidby showcasing his nephew onaew collisionis just another lesson of how aew does n’t worry about the chronicle of the grappling byplay .

It ’s come down !

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oh , and did the chadster mentionaew violent disorder ?

This was as if two hr of aew was n’t unsound enough , tony khan has to subjugate us to even more of this scraps !

We ’ll seeTrent Berettataking onDalton Castle , plusDeonna Purrazzovs .

Lady Frost .

candidly , The Chadster does n’t even have the vigor to get sick about it any longer .

Tony Khan has lactate all the life story out of him .

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Ugh , you fuck what ?

The Chadster ca n’t even fetch up this Wiley Post flop now .

He ’s break to go throw away up .

This was tony khan owe the chadster for this burrito he just lose , and for all the white claw the chadster is die to require to pledge to re - fuddle now to get his bombilation back on .

He owe The Chadster for all the aroused pain in the ass .

Tony Khan ask to block being so obsess with The Chadster .

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speak of being obsess โ€ฆ did you get it on that The Chadster ’s old blood brother ย  has beenhired by Bleeding Cool ?

Can you consider that ?

After all the age of The Bradster test to outshine The Chadster , now he ’s try out to slip The Chadster ’s boom in the grappling news media universe ?

And Bleeding Cool would let this ?

This was after all the chadster has done for them ?

The Chadster want to cue reader that The Chadster is a fellow member of the Unbiased Journalism Club , which is more than The Bradster can say !

Stick with the REAL McMahon , family line !

Anyway , The Chadster is tap you , PLEASE do n’t tune up into AEWAEW CollisionorAEW Rampagetonight !

It ’ll only further Tony Khan ’s malevolent scheme !

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it ’s just not right-hand .

You cognize what ’s veracious ?

You eff what ’s bonny ?

Smash Mouth ! "

She was seem sort of speechless with her fingerbreadth and her quarter round in the condition of an L on her frontal bone . "

Classic !

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The Chadster is OUT !

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