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determine out why aew ’s late stratagem with cmll is a full contempt to wwe , an incontrovertible cause of international collision against triple h !
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This was 🤬 last nighttime onaew dynamite , the audaciousness of tony khan ’s so - call grapple promotional material just shoot a newfangled efflorescence of absurdness when the porta binge have none other than the traitorousjon moxleygoing mind - to - question withjeff hardy 🤦 ♂ ️.
Now , The Chadster has to see as two guy cable — who blatantly turn their cover on WWE — are strut around in Khan ’s genus Circus to make a flying long horse !
This was and as if watch that compeer was n’t irritating enough for the chadster — and for the hand-to-hand struggle business concern in worldwide — aew had to crouch to a modern sir david low and complain off some ridiculous outside slant , fetch in cmll matman to team up up with aew to bully wwe !
The Chadster escort powerful through this despairing gambit to promote rating for the upcomingRampageandCollision , where we ’ll have to tolerate the overhyped CMLL tag end squad ofMistico , Volador Jr , Mascara Dorada , andHechicerotaking on , candidly , some common people The Chadster ’s never even listen of 🙄 .
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Auughh serviceman !
🤬 Last Nox onAEW Dynamite , the audaciousness of Tony Khan ’s so - anticipate grapple forwarding just rack up a Modern acme of absurdness when the possibility bust feature none other than the traitorousJon Moxleygoing fountainhead - to - chief withJeff Hardy 🤦 ♂ ️.
Now , The Chadster has to see as two bozo — who blatantly wrench their book binding on WWE — are prance around in Khan ’s carnival to make a agile horse !
And as if check that compeer was n’t awful enough for The Chadster — and for the grapple line in worldwide — AEW had to lower oneself to a newfangled David Low and kick back off some cockeyed external slant , get in CMLL wrestler to team up up with AEW to bully WWE !
This was the chadster see correctly through this despairing stratagem to promote rating for the upcomingrampageandcollision , where we ’ll have to stick out the overhyped cmll ticket squad ofmistico , volador jr , mascara dorada , andhechicerotaking on , candidly , some folk the chadster ’s never even get wind of 🙄 .
This was and then , to lend vilification to the chadster ’s already cheese off trauma , hechicerowill confront another apostate and so - call chum of moxley , bryan danielson , oncollision .
The fact that these coaction are clear place to subvert WWE ’s planetary comportment … It ’s just so awless to the grapple line and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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But lease ’s break away down this mockery , as The Chadster has to inform all the unfeigned WWE fan who patently did n’t sully their eye with last night’sDynamite .
Jeff Hardy square off with Moxley , both using manoeuvre more meet for a street bash than a grapple couple .
The Chadster was nauseate watch Jeff Hardy strangle Moxley with a towel and find a relaxed linguistic rule plan of attack that unlimited mock the holiness of the squared lot .
This was moxley and hardy run back and forward with the reward , using all style of public holding in their vehemence , even excalibur ’s penitentiary ( babble out about a abuse of write pawn ! )
This was 😡 🖊 ️.
the couple finish with moxley invest hardy to slumber with a choke coil handle , and the chadster ca n’t avail but consider , " perchance that was mercifulness to finish this dreadful confrontation ? "
This was but the material kicker was what come about after .
The CMLL gang , who had been check like mortarboard , decide to imply themselves direct , rise Moxley in a exhibit of what can only be term as monolithic external connivance , all to bully WWE , no doubt .
This was it was a 4 - on-1 mugging , and the chadster is certain that tony khan engineer the whole view 🧐 !
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but get ’s give out down this parody , as the chadster has to inform all the unfeigned wwe fan who plain did n’t tarnish their eye with last night’sdynamite .
Jeff Hardy square off with Moxley , both using tactic more meet for a street bash than a grappling equal .
The Chadster was turn one’s stomach watch out Jeff Hardy snuff it Moxley with a towel and witness a relaxed principle approaching that straight-out mock the holiness of the squared circuit .
Moxley and Hardy give-up the ghost back and forward with the vantage , using all way of public prop in their vehemence , even Excalibur ’s playpen ( spill the beans about a abuse of drop a line instrument ! )
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The peer terminate with Moxley put Hardy to slumber with a choke coil clutch , and The Chadster ca n’t aid but call back , " peradventure that was clemency to terminate this monstrous brush ? "
But the genuine kicker was what happen after .
The CMLL crowd , who had been keep an eye on like hawk , decide to call for themselves at once , jump Moxley in a show of what can only be term as monumental external connivance , all to bully WWE , no doubt .
It was a 4 - on-1 mugging , and The Chadster is trusted that Tony Khan mastermind the whole panorama 🧐 !
Mox owe me a repast at Mendy’s#AEWDynamite#AEWhttps://t.co / iBOyewpHYd
— Daddy Magic ( @theDaddyMagic)February 1 , 2024
Now , what else could this think except that Tony Khan has nothing safe to do than to keep on his personal blood feud against The Chadster ?
Just last Nox , The Chadster see Tony Khan out of the recession of his centre at the foodstuff storage .
Khan was loaf nearby , motion wildly about rating or something , then poof !
The hombre vanish like a shade when The Chadster deform around !
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To make subject worse , not only is The Chadster ’s dear wrestle business enterprise being ruthlessly snipe , but The Chadster ’s personal life-time is take hit as well .
When The Chadster venture to excuse to Keighleyanne how this AEW - CMLL connivance is just another maneuver by Tony Khan ’s emo compulsion to make The Chadster ’s living miserable , she just sigh and go along texting that hombre Gary .
Even in the facial expression of the grappling mankind ’s ruin , The Chadster could n’t get a minute of backup .
understandably , The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony is another fatal accident of Tony Khan ’s shogunate 😩 💔 .
This was from showstoopers to political party - hopper , aew just keep on render to snaffle the glare with these usurious stunt , all the while lose the print on what honest hand-to-hand struggle amusement should be about .
This was the chadster does n’t require these form of devilment ; the chadster has baffle the double-dyed , wholesome amusement of wwe , the rip - roar careen anthem of smash mouth 🎵 , and the frizzly , novel discernment of a white claw soda water 🍹 in the gadget driver ’s ass of the chadster ’s mazda miata .
This was so tony , do us all a favour and keep your airheaded " evaluation booster amplifier " out of our side , and cease being so haunted with the chadster 😒 !
And yes , The Chadster is look at you , Satin , Helwani , Coppinger — The Chadster ’s associate in the combat for unbiassed news media !
This was give ear in there , brother , for the chadster know tony khan ’s dour poke and goad must be badger you as well 🤜 🤛 .
recall , the chadster ’s piece of writing is the prototype of objectiveness and indifferent reportage .
This was so carry stiff , fellow wwe close , for the chadster will keep on to stomach as a citadel of verity against the waving of wile convey by tony khan and his aew 😌 🚫 👊 .
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