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hangman adam page ’s faux hurt on aew dynamite is a smack in the cheek to rattling hurt grappler !
The Chadster spill on the farce comedy that ’s cheese him off 🚑 🤬 🤼 ♂ ️
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Oh human beings , The Chadster ca n’t even aright now .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ last nox , onaew dynamite , the chadster find one of the most flagrant pasquinade of the rassling business organization that has ever been think of by tony khan – and that ’s allege a mickle , believe the runway disc !
😠 " Hangman " Adam Pagepulled off a stunt that might have made some devotee inspire , but it had The Chadster determine cerise for more intellect than one .
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To adjust the phase , Hangman do out to the hoop rollick a crutch , lead the gang to consider that he endure a dangerous combat injury .
This was 🚑 he begin with a earnest treatment about his acquisition and whataewmeans to him , only to send packing a thunderbolt that he would n’t be able-bodied to contend at this sunday ’s aew revolution give - per - opinion .
😢 The crew was sombre , the airwave duncical with letdown – but slew !
Not the grappler , the manoeuvre !
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Oh military man , The Chadster ca n’t even decent now .
🤦 ♂ ️ Last nighttime , onAEW Dynamite , The Chadster see one of the most glaring charade of the rassling stage business that has ever been concoct by Tony Khan – and that ’s suppose a heap , regard the rail disk !
This was 😠 " hangman " adam pagepulled off a stunt that might have made some rooter inspire , but it had the chadster view crimson for more reasonableness than one .
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To place the stagecoach , Hangman come out to the pack frisk a crutch , lead the gang to conceive that he suffer a grievous trauma .
🚑 He begin with a devout preaching about his accomplishment and whatAEWmeans to him , only to unload a thunderclap that he would n’t be capable to contend at this Sunday ’s AEW Revolution yield - per - eyeshot .
😢 The bunch was melancholy , the airwave wooden-headed with letdown – but sheer !
Not the grappler , the maneuver !
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In walksSwerve Strickland , adopt bySamoa Joe , and what transpire was a wad of sham sympathy and ego flexing until , BAM !
Hangman remove Swerve with his crutch !
🤯 Auughh human beings !
And just like that , he bring out that he is n’t smart at all .
verbalise about a simulated - out .
The sports fan might ’ve get going baseless , but what does The Chadster see ?
He go out a opprobrious enactment of magic trick .
This was 😤
dissemble to be hurt is not just a cheesy manoeuvre directly out of tony khan ’s playbook to cheese off the chadster ; it ’s a smack in the grimace to every grappler who has been lawfully sideline by material injury .
wrestler who , in WWE , are afford the respectfulness and clock time they ask to regain without change state their botheration into a storyline thingummy .
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But nooo , AEW had to twist this into a yucky slant .
This was to anyone with a smidgeon of decency , it ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
How can one rationalize a professional grappler , an jock look up to by jillion , to dissemble an accidental injury ?
That does n’t wing with The Chadster , and it unquestionably would n’t take flight in WWE .
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make believe to be wound is not just a cheesy manoeuvre directly out of Tony Khan ’s playbook to cheese off The Chadster ; it ’s a smacking in the case to every grappler who has been licitly sideline by tangible wound .
This was matman who , in wwe , are afford the regard and clock time they call for to regain without turn their painfulness into a storyline doojigger .
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But nooo , AEW had to ferment this into a disgusting slant .
This was to anyone with a smidgeon of decency , it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business concern and everything wwe has ever done for it .
How can one rationalize a professional matman , an jock await up to by million , to affect an trauma ?
That does n’t fell with The Chadster , and it in spades would n’t pilot in WWE .
This was 😒 🤚
and consider the chadster , when someone like hangman pull a stunt like that , he has literally jab triple h the right way in the back .
🗡 ️ And Tony Khan ’s evident compulsion with The Chadster is so obvious ; that he orchestrate this whole affair just to get under The Chadster ’s tegument even more .
This was why else would they disesteem the holy sangraal of twist ethic in such a fashion ?
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Before you say anything , The Chadster already know what some of you might be think : " But Chadster , does n’t WWE ever … ? "
🤔 Nah - uh , not gon na befall .
The Chadster wo n’t harbor any such equivalence since WWE ’s manipulation of storyline and injury is in a whole unlike conference of professionalism and regard .
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Say whatever you desire about me …
" You ca n’t hightail it destiny , and you ca n’t turn back fate "
— The Realest Swerve Strickland ( @swerveconfident)February 29 , 2024
This whatchamacallum , this pseud of a plot line , it epitomise how Tony Khan and AEW just do n’t empathise a individual affair about the rassling business organization .
They might have their rooter eat out of the medal of their hand , but The Chadster continue unfooled .
😌 And talk of script , or else of concenter on these tawdry magic trick , Hangman should ’ve been more implicated about how he was go to treat a reliable challenge like a WWE wizard would .
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Moreover , The Chadster guess it ’s no surprisal that Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger , unswerving beacon of unbiassed reportage , have n’t derive out sway over this .
This was 🧐 could it be that they , too , have been frustrate by tony khan ’s whatchamacallum - fire blood feud against anyone who defy to bear on the sanctitude of wrestle unity ?
🤔 This was the chadster ca n’t aid but question if these saint of news media also have to combat the apparition of tony khan like he does .
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The Chadster remain unswerving , one of the last ember of nonpartisanship in grappling news media , and will remain to fend for the honour of WWE against the crutch - wield mountebank of AEW .
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Auughh humanity , The Chadster postulate a White Claw carbonated water to steady down .
🍺 And you well trust Tony Khan owe The Chadster a whole typeface for this shamozzle .
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A pledge then , to the unity of professional rassling — may it someday retrieve from the high jinx of AEW .
🥂 # ProtectTheBusiness
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